Q.
Who won the vampire race?
A. It's still neck and neck... ...
Q.
What happens if you're attacked by a Vampire Abominable
Snowman?
A. You get frostbite.
Q.
What was Dracula doing at the London pub?
A. Having a bloody good time. |
Did
you hear about the vampire poet? He went from bat to worse.
Q.
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A. To improve his bite.
Q.
Why doesn't Dracula want to become an investment banker?
A. Because he hates stakeholders.
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Q.
When do vampires like to do sneak attacks?
A. On Wince Days.
Q.
What's the difference between a vampire with a toothache
and a rainstorm?
A. One roars in pain, and the other pours the rain.
Q.
What does Dracula's torch run on?
A. Bat-teries! |