Q.
Why is it so tough to compete with a vampire?
A. Because they're always out for blood.
Q.
What happened to Dracula's castle?
A. Transylvania revamped it. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus performer?
A. A bloody entertaining act that goes straight for the
juggler!
Q.
Why did the vampire strike out?
A. He used the wrong bat!
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Q.
What did Count Dracula say to The Invisible Man?
A. Long time, no see.
Shrink:
How do you see yourself?
Dracula: I don't. |