Q. What steps should you take if you see a mountain lion
while hiking on Mt. Evans?
A. Very large ones.
you hear about the kidnapping on Pike's Peak? It's okay
– He woke up!
I feel like I'm turning into a bear.
Shrink: How long have you felt this way?
Patient: Ever since I was a cub scout in Evergreen, Colorado.
How do you avoid getting swallowed by a river while white
water rafting in Colorado on your vacation?
A. Stay away from the river's mouth.
What do you call it when a pothead inadvertantly eats all
A. A Snaccident.
How do Colorado green chile chefs live their lives?
A. They season the day.
Doc, I think I'm a Taco Bell.
Denver Shrink: Take two bean burritos. If that
doesn't clear the mental block, give me
Waiter, there's a fly in the salsa.
Waiter at Casa Bonita: Oh, don't worry. The spider in your
taco will get him.
How many Colorado tourists does it take to change a light
A. Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to ask for directions.
What is the official flower of I25, I70, I76, C470 and US36
and through Colorado?
A. The concrete cloverleaf columbine.
Point to Ponder: With the rise of self-driving vehicles,
isn't it just a matter of time before we hear a country
song where the guy's truck leaves him, too?
Why was a skier rushed to the ER?
A. He hurt his ski bum.