alien walks into a bar hoping to meet someone out of this
What's heavier? A galaxy, mars, earth, or the sun?
A. The Earth. Galaxy and Mars are candy bars, and the Sun
is a newspaper!
What do interstellar aliens eat launch on?
A. Flying Saucers.
Where do Martians get their eggs?
A. From little green hens.
How can you tell you are addicted to Star Trek?
A. When you're stuck in a traffic jam and sigh, "Scotty,
Beam Me Up!" Siri recommends the nearest liqour store
with the best price on Jim Beam.
walks into a bar and says, "!@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@!"
Bar Laugh of the Day: Two astronauts walked into a bar,
but the little green man behind them missed it.
Bars. That explains why there are rare obese aliens visiting
Earth and the Milky Way galaxy!
Spock, a rabbit, and a corn stalk walk into a bar. Bartender
asks, "You guys want to hear a joke?" They replied,
"We're all ears."
the Earth! It's the only planet with beer!
What is an astronaut's favorite snack?
A. A Mars Bar.