Q.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A. A double header!
Q.
Where do zombies with no arms and no legs play their championship
baseball game?
A. Wrigley Field.
Q.
What happens if you read too many baseball jokes?
A. You're left in stitches.
Q.
Why was Darth Vader so terrible at sports?
A. Because he always choked. |
Workout
Wisecrack: They say the best exercise is in the bedroom.
Well, that's where I get the most resistance...
Q.
What does a bodybuilder repeat in his mind while he deadlifts?
A. Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart...
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
we should train together. I've heard that's good for bone
density.
Q.
What do you call a buff Trekkie at the gym?
A. A flextra terrestrial.
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Q.
What's the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer?
A. A bad golfer says, "WHACK...Damn." A bad skydiver
says, "Damn it... WHACK!"
Q.
What is a golfer's favorite letter?
A. Tee.
Q.
Why are there 18 holes on a golf course?
A. 'Cause that's how long it takes a Scotsman to finish
a bottle of whiskey!
Q.
What does Yoda say to Luke when he's on the first tee?
A. May the course be with you. |