What do you get if you cross a game console and a retired
A. An X-Boxer.
What happened when the boxer tripped while taking a road
A. The officer gave him a 10-count.
How are a bottle of beer and a boxer alike?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.
Does a match box?
A. No, but a tin can.
Which player listens to the band, Cake, during
a baseball game?
A. The batter!
Why did the blonde softball team always eat at Taco Bell
before a game?
A. So they'd get more runs than the opponents.
Why are some umpires fat?
A. Because they always clean the plate.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A. A fly swatter!
Wisecrack: Remember, your brain needs exercise, too. So,
spend lots of time thinking up excuses not to work out.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
A. Resistance Training!
Tip of the Day: Before every workout, always warm up with
at least 10 reps of selfies to both Facebook and Twitter.
How is the gym like church?
A. No matter what you do all week, you think you can erase
it all with one visit.