Q.
Which green vegetables are seriously into weightliftting?
A. Muscle sprouts.
Q.
How is the gym like church?
A. No matter what you do all week, you think you can erase
it all with one visit.
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
I hope you're into yoga, 'cause you're going to get a good
stretch tonight.
Q.
What happened to the guy who held a squat for too long?
A. He got hunker pains.
Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie,
going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.
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A
blonde went to the gym and decided to jump on the treadmill.
But, people were giving her weird looks, so she decided
to jog instead.
Q.
Which equipment do future time travelers use back
at the gym to stay in shape?
A. A Flex Capacitor.
Gym
Pick-Up Line: You must
be a track star because you've been running through my mind
all day!
Q.
Why did the blind guy go the the gym?
A. He hoped to find a spotter.
Workout
Groan of the Day: Did you hear about the guy who died from
a lack of exercise? He didn't even run when he saw the bus
coming at him.
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Gnomes
bodybuilders strive for keyed muscle tone, worked out moves
babes can't resist, and pun perfection.
Q.
What do you call a buff Trekkie at the gym?
A. A flextra terrestrial.
Stinking
Funny Workout Wisecrack: If you can afford a gym membership,
you can afford deodorant!
Q.
What is a zombie's favorite gym exercise?
A. Undeadlifts.
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
I know of a fun aerobic exercise that can burn 500 calories
an hour... |