troll travel agency offers packages to Gnoman's Land. Lady's
gnight is Wednesday.
How do you know your garden gnome is a true Star Trek TOS
A. His dog's name is Bones.
Why does Mr. Spock dislike gnomes?
A. Because it is illogical to cover up pointy ears with
a pointy hat.
Spock, a gnome, a rabbit, and a corn stalk walk into a bar.
Bartender asks, "You guys want to hear a joke?"
They replied, "We're all ears."
Out Gnome Pick-Up Line: Excuse
me Gnirl, are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause that butt
is out of this world!
What do you call it when two gnomes piloting a spaceship
have an argument?
A. Science Friction!
What do you call an insane garden gnome in outerspace?
A. An Astro-Nut!
Why did the gnome suddenly stop what he was doing?
A. Because he just spaced out!
we gno where all these gnome puns stop, the TWiLiGHt GNoMe.
And, gnow we gno why the gnome was just out standing in
the corn field!
What do you call a spaced out gnome on marijuana?
A. A High Flyer!
Which kinds of flowers from outerspace do gnomes grow in
A. Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.
What's the motto of spaced out gnomes?
A. Why can't we all just get a bong?