| Q.
How does Santa make his reindeer fly?
A. He gives them Red Bull, because Red Bull gives you wings.
Q.
What happened when the baker crossed an apple with a Christmas
tree?
A. He got enough pineapple pies for a crowd.
Q.
What did the Christmas gingerbread man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet. |
Q.
Whic holiday carol makes Santa say "No, No, No!" instead
of "Ho, Ho, Ho" on Christmas Eve?
A. Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire!
Q.
What do you call a group of chess masters bragging about
their games in a hotel lobby during December?
A. Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
|
Q.
Why don't snowmen like carrot cake?
A. Because it tastes like boogers.
Q.
What did the annoyed snowman say to the carrot?
A. Just get out of my face!
Christmas
Wisecrack: Good parents teach their kids not to
catch snowflakes with their tongues until all the birds
have gone south. |
