Q. Why did Mrs. Snowman divorce her husband?
A. She caught him with a snow blower.

Winter Pick-Up Line: If I was a snowman, I'd melt next to you, 'cause you're just too hot to handle.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why did the blonde only wear one boot?
A. She heard there was a 50% chance of snow, and she was really good at math.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a really bad pun?
A. Frostbite.

Ice Cold Winter Pick-Up Line: Babe, black ice isn't the only thing I've fallen for.

Q. What do snowmen always order off the Tex-Mex lunch menu?
A. Brrr-itos!

Winter Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, I must be a real flake because I've fallen for you.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
A. Underwater Frostbite. (Or what actually took down the Titanic!)

Q. What do you call an Abominable Snowman with a six-pack?
A. Yeti to party.

Q. What do snowmen call their offspring?
A. Chill-dren.

Q. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A. A snow fake.

Q. What does a snowman take when he's not feeling well?
A. A chill pill.

Q. How did the blonde farm during the winter?
A. She used her snow plow.

Q. What is the safest season for snowmen?
A. Winter, because of all the camouflage.

Q. How can you tell if a snowman has exceptional bravado?
A. He's got big snowballs.

Q. Why don't mountains get cold during the winter?
A. Because they wear snow caps.

Q. What did the Arctic dectective ask the suspect?
A. Where were you from September to March?

Q. In snowman speak, what is an Ig?
A. A crappy house without a Loo.

Q. Why doesn't a snowman wear pants?
A. Because he likes being wind blown.

Q. Which toy does a snowman's cat like best?
A. The snowmobile.

Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A. A snowball.

Q. What happened when a huge icicle hit the snowman in the head?
A. It knocked him out cold!

Q. How do snowmen get around in wintry weather?
A. They ride icicles.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a baker?
A. Frosty the Doughman.

Q. What do you call a snowman with a way to get around during the winter?
A. Snow Mobile.

Winter Pick-Up Line: It's so cold outside that I'd like to hiber-mate with you!

Q. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
A. The Abdominable Snowman.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a rabid racoon?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do you call a cool cow in Yukon Territory?
A. An Eski-moo.

Q. What could happen if you sit in the snow too long?
A. You might get polaroids and your cell battery might crap out, so you won't even get a pic to share.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
– Mae West.

Cold Pick-Up Line: It's only early December, but I'm gonna call you Winter anyway because I know you'll be coming soon.

Q. What do snowman do on a Colorado Snow Day when everything is closed?
A. They just chill out.

Q. Which kind of cake does a snowman like?
A. Any kind, as long as it has a lot of frosting.

Q. Who is a snowman's favorite rapper?
A. Ice T.

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