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Santa
Jokes, Festive Xmas Humor, Cold Puns
Pick
up on festive holiday humor, merry funny puns, Santa LOLs and Christmas
pick-up lines.
Christmas Jokes, Santa Puns, Holiday Humor
(Because Jolly Jokes and Festive
Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream at Your Office
Christmas Party) |
Warning:
Carol at Your Own Risk! Santa Claus jokes, Xmas pick up lines, and
North Pole puns ahead.
| Nice Christmas Jokes and Merry Naughty Xmas
Humor | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 | 6
| 7 | 8 | 9
| 10 | 11 |
| Santa Claus Jokes | 2
| Elf 'n Funny Puns | Christmas
Animal Jokes | Holiday Reindeer Puns
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| Christmas Music Jokes | Xmas
Come-Ons | 2 | Christmas
Food Puns | Winter Holiday Jokes
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| Snow Jokes | Snowman
Jokes | Winter Humor | 2
| 3 | Winter
Hookup Lines | Skiing Jokes
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Q.
What is a child's favorite Christmas king?
A. Stocking.
Cold
Pick-Up Line: Babe, as the
seasons change, I just winter fall in love with you. |
Q.
What do you call Santa's helpers?
A. Subordinant clauses.
Xmas
Pick-Up Line: Babe, if you
leave milk and Christmas cookies out, I'll come later.
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Q.
What do you call Santa Claus if he goes bankrupt?
A. St. Nickel-Less.
Elfish
Christmas Pick-Up Line:
Girl, Santa isn't just coming once this year. |
Q. What is Santa's favorite place to deliver holiday gifts?
A. Idaho-ho-ho.
Christmas
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
Santa's lap isn't the only place X-mas wishes come
true. |
Q.
What do you call the hottest brothel at the North Pole?
A. The Work Shop!
Christmas
Pick-Up Line: No, that's
not a candy cane in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you.
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Q.
What does pirate Santa say?
A. Row, row, row...
Christmas
Pick-Up Line: Babe, are
you Christmas? 'Cause I want to Merry You! |
Q.
What does a sheep that doesn't like the Christmas holidays
say?
A. Baa Humbug!
Bearly
Passable Xmas Party Pick-Up
Line: Hey Teddy, let's not just cuddle, let's hibernate!
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Q.
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A. Because the presents beneath them.
Christmas
Pick-Up Line: Hey, let's
both just be naughty this year and save Santa the house
call.
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Q.
Why is Amazon is giving away batteries for the holidays?
A. They're free of charge.
Christmas
Party Pick-Up Line: Hey
Babe, how would you like to meet Santa's little helper tonight?
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Q.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas eve?
A. Because it soots him.
Xmas
Party Pick-Up Line: Babe,
Is your name Noel? 'Cause I want to merry you.
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Q.
Why do mummies like Christmas more than Halloween?
A. Because of all the wrapping.
Q.
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
A. Because every buck is deer to him.
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Did
you hear about the crook who stole an Advent calendar? He
got 25 days.
Q.
What did the reindeer say before starting his stand-up comedy
act?
A. This pun is absolutely going to sleigh you!
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Nice Christmas Jokes, Naughty Xmas Puns
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | 6 | 7
| 8 | 9 | 10
| 11 | Xmas
Food |
| Santa Claus Jokes | 2
| Elf Puns | Christmas
Animals | 2 | 3
| Reindeer Puns | Skiing
Jokes |
| Christmas Music Jokes | Xmas
Come-Ons | 2 | Weather
Jokes | Colorado Weather Humor
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| Winter Holidays | Winter
Humor | 2 | 3
| Snow Jokes | Snowman
Jokes | Winter Hookup Lines
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| Holiday Party Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Pick-Up Lines | St. Patrick's
Day Jokes | Spring Holidays Jokes
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| Summer Holiday Jokes | Fall
Puns | Halloween Jokes |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
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| Thanksgiving Jokes |
Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
| Holiday Drnking Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Daily Jokes |
Daily Pick-Up Lines | Sunday
Puns |
| Monday Jokes | Tuesday
| Wednesday Puns | Thursday
Humor | Friday Funs | Saturday
LOLs |
You've
Ho Ho Hoed this far,
so here's more festive laughter,
jolly humor,
cold jokes and merry
funny painful puns that'll absolutely sleigh
you:
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Jokes | Football Jokes
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Jokes | Monster Jokes | Music
Jokes |
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Jokes | Sci-Fi Jokes | Sheepish
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Jokes | Vacation Puns |
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