Q. What happened to the cat who ate the silvery icicles off the Christmas tree?
A. She suffered from Tinsel-itis.

Q. What do you call an unexpected gift left under the Christmas tree by your 125-pound dog?
A. A Yule Log. EW!

Q. What was left after Santa's sleigh was hit by a car and several deer died?
A. Just the remaindeer.

Q. What's another reason crabs and lobsters don't enoy the December holidays?
A. Just be-claws.

Q. How do ewe wish the lambs a Merry Christmas in the Andes?
A. Baa saying, "Fleece Navidad!" .

Q. Why don't sheep like going to Christmas parties?
A. They always have a woolly baaad time.

Q. Which kinds of pet canines are a North Pole elf's best friend?
A. Snow dogs and sled dogs.

Q. What did the frog say to his toad neighbor on Christmas eve?
A. Hoppy Holidays!

Q. What did the Siberian tiger way about Santa's little helpers?
A. They're GRRREAT!

Q. Why do the pride's cubs still believe in Santa Claus?
A. 'Cause they're used to the lion.

Q. What does a reindeer comedian say to open his act?
A. This joke is gonna sleigh you!

Q. What do a crab on the beach and Christmas have in common?
A. Both have Sandy Claus!

Q. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is near?
A. He looks at his calen-deer.

Q. What does Santa leave for naughty lambs and baaad little sheep on Christmas?
A. Oh, mutton special...

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
A. Rude-Alf.

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