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VD Day Jokes, Valentine's Day Puns, Love Humor
Pick
Up on VD Day humor, contagious love laughs, woo-ly funny puns
and lovesick jokes.
Funny Valentine's Day Jokes and VD Pick Up Lines
(Because Well-Loved Jokes and
Beloved Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on Valentine's
Day!) |
Warning:
Fall in Love at Your Own Risk! Wannabe-loved humor, hearty luv jokes,
and lovelorn puns ahead.
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Valentine's Day Jokes and Funny Valentines
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VD Pick-Up Lines |
| Dating Jokes, Hookup Humor | Dating
App Jokes | Girlfriend LOLs
| Lover Jokes and Love Puns
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| Steady Relationship Jokes
| Marriage Jokes | Divorce
Jokes |
Dateless Puns |
Poetry Jokes |
| Gnome Dating | Hump
Day Humor | Wine Lover LOLs | Astrology
Jokes | Mile High Club
Jokes |
Valentine's
Day Pick-Up Line: The
only sweet thing I want this VD Day is a cutie pie like
you.
Valentine's
Day Pick-Up Line: Whoa!
Have you been eating magnets? 'Cause I'm so attracted to
you. |
Valentine's
Day Pick-Up Line: Hey
Babe, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I
walk by again?
VD
Day Pick-Up Line: Bae,
if you were my big toe, I'd bang you on every piece of furniture
at my house.
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Pirate
Valentine's Day Pick-Up
Line: I'm looking for treasure. How about if I check
out ye chest?
Q. Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend on
Valentine's Day?
A. She just didn't suit his taste. |
Q.
Why did the guy send his lady a Valentine via Twitter?
A. Because they were Tweet-hearts.
Valentine's
Day Pick-Up Line: Hey
Girl, do you like cats? 'Cause you're really purr-dy! |
Q.
What did one root vegetable say to the other on Valentine's
Day?
A. You make my heart beet faster.
Valentine's
Day Pick-Up Line: Babe,
are you a florist? 'Cause I want to plant your tulips and
my tulips together.
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Q.
What did the boy candy say to the girl candy on Valentine's
Day?
A. We are mint to be together.
Q.
What did the charged particle say on Valentine's Day?
A. I've got my ion you. |
Q.
What did the sheep say to his girl on Valentine's Day?
A. Ewe aren't too baaaa-d.
Q.
What did the elephant say to his lady friend on Valentine's
Day?
A. I love you a ton! |
Bright
Blonde Valentine's Day Pick-Up
Line: Wow, did your family invent the airplane? 'Cause
you look Wright to me.
Valentine's
Day Pick-Up Line: Bae,
text me, 'cause U and I B-long together.
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Q.
What do squirrels give each other on Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-Me-Nuts.
Valentine's
Day Pick-Up Line: Babe,
you must be Campbell's Soup, 'cause you're mm mm good. |
Q.
How can you save big money on Valentine's Day?
A. Remain single.
Valentine's
Day Pick-Up Line: Hi
Babe, do you like cats? 'Cause I'd like you to take meow-t
tonight. |
Q.
What did the drone say to his lady love on Valentine's Day?
A. Honey, you are bee-utiful!
Q.
Why did the egotistical blonde guy give his old girlfriend
an orange on Valentine's Day?
A. Because she was lacking in Vitamin ME.
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Q.
What did the boy bird sing to the girl bird on Valentine's
Day?
A. Let Me Call You Tweet Heart.
Q.
Why shouldn't you give your heart to a pastry chef on Valentine's
Day?
A. Because he'll dessert you! |
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Valentine's Day Jokes and Funny Valentines
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VD Pick-Up Lines |
| Dating Jokes, Hookup Humor | Dating
App Jokes | Girlfriend LOLs
| Lover Jokes and Love Puns
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| Steady Relationship Jokes
| Marriage Jokes | Divorce
Jokes |
Dateless Puns |
Poetry Jokes |
| Gnome Dating | Hump
Day Humor | Wine Lover LOLs | Astrology
Jokes | Mile High Club
Jokes |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes |
Birthday Party Humor | Gnome Party
Jokes | Party Animal Puns |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| St. Patrick's Day Humor
| Spring Holidays Jokes | Happy
420 Jokes | Summer Holiday Jokes
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| Autumn Puns |
Halloween Jokes | Halloween
Treats | Spooky Come-Ons |
Thanksgiving Jokes |
| Winter Holiday |
Christmas Jokes | Santa Jokes
| Xmas Food Jokes | Elf
LOLs | Xmas Music |
| Xmas Chat Ups | Christmas
Animals | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
| Daily Jokes | Sunday
Puns | Monday | Tuesday
| Wednesday | Thursday
| Friday | Saturday
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You're
still lovesick for laughs,
so here's even more heart-felt
humor,
loverly jokes, and sickeningly
sweet painful puns to pick-up
your
day:
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