| Q.
What do ominous thunder clouds give out on Valentine's Day?
A. Lots of dark shock-lates.
Valentine's
Day Pick-Up Line: Babe,
you just dropped something – my jaw!
If
Cupid Went Hip Hop: Once yo shot by Cupid, da rest look
stupid. |
Q.
What did the engineer say to his girl on Valentine's Day?
A. I choo, choo, choose you!
Q.
What did the carpet salesman give his wife on Valentine's
Day?
A. Rugs
and kisses.
Q.
What is the best thing about when VD Day is finally
over?
A. All the chocolate goes on sale! |
Q.
What did the French chef give his wife before he headed
off to work on Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quickie.
Q.
What did the shy boy corn say to the girl corn to butter
her up?
A. Shucks,
I'd like to ear from you on Valentine's Day. |
