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Friday
Jokes, Freak Day Humor, High Day Puns
Get
the Friday party started with high day night humor, aye day puns, and
fly day jokes.
Friday Puns, Fright Day Jokes, Fray Day Humor
(Because Free Day Puns and Freak Day Night Jokes
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream at 5:00 PM on Friday!)
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Warning:
Begin Your Weekend with Caution! Flight day night jokes, free day
humor, and foe day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Jokes, Funday LOLs, Son Day Puns | Mon-Dane
Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Puns, Thors Daze LOLs | Friday
Jokes, TGIF Funs | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
Fri-Die the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Q.
Which day of the month do serial killers look forward to?
A. Fri-Die the 13th.
Q.
Which day of the week do pastry chefs really eat up?
A. Pie Day. |
Friday
Pick-Up Line: Babe, is your
name Friday? 'Cause I've been working toward you all week.
Friday
night is my Bud, but Saturday morning is my Bae.
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Q.
Which day of the week keeps undertakers the busiest?
A. Die Day.
Q.
Which day of the week does your enemy look forward to?
A. Foe Day. |
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Q. Which day of the week is enjoyed most in the Rocky Mountains?
A. High Day.
Desperate
Friday Night Pick-Up Line:
Hey girl, if you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
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Q.
Which day of the week do convicts especially look forward
to?
A. Free Day.
Friday
Pick-Up Line: Hi, are you
a superhero named Friday? 'Cause you just swooped
in to save me from the rest of the week.
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Q.
Which day of the week do zombies live for?
A. Fray Day.
Friday
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, if
your name's Friday, how 'bout you Crusoe 'ver here? |
| Q.
What day of the week do exterminators live for?
A. Fly Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week do crime detectives do their best
work?
A. Why Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week really floats a pirate's boat?
A. Aye Day. |
| Q.
Which day of the week do mystery writers like the most?
A. Why Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week is the favorite of rocket scientists
like the most?
A. Flight Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week is the greasiest?
A. Fry Day. |
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Which day of the week do running shoes like best?
A. Tie Day. |
Funny
Friday Fact: Friday is a superhero that swoops in to save
the rest of the week!
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Q.
How do self-employed people feel about Friday?
A. Oh, Today is Friday? |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
It's still Fright Day, so here's
even more fried humor, high
laughter,
fart jokes, free
grins and flighty painful puns
to get this party started:
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Jokes | Hair Jokes |
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Jokes | Money Puns | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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