Hookups, Pot Chat Ups, Weed Pick-Up Lines
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ups, and stoner dating jokes ahead.
Cannabis Pick-Up Lines and Stoner
('Cause Blunt Come-Ons and
Dope Pick-Up Lines Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If
You're Seeking a Hottie Tonight!)
Weed Flirt Lines, Cannabis Come-Ons
| 2 | 3
| Weed LOLs, Cannabis Puns | Blunt
Weed Jokes |
| Legal Weed Jokes | Colorado
Cannabis Jokes | Mile High Buzz
| Pot Poetry, Marijuana Mantras |
| Ganja Music Jokes | Pot
Party Puns | Animal Pothead Puns
| Weed Light Bulb LOLs | Happy
| Incredible Green Hulk |
Spaced Out Aliens | Gnome
Grown Weed LOLs | Gnome Pothead Puns
Cannabis Chat Up Line: Hey, want to go get cough-ee
Hookup Line: Hey babe, maybe we should just blow this joint...
Pick Up Line: Hey there, you're like a breath of fresh air
enjoyed along with a blunt.
Powerful Pick-Up Line: Hey Mary Jane, I believe I have a
huge kush on you!
Bright Pick Up Line: Hey, would you consider a 3-way light
bulb? You, me, and Maryjane.
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, you are my dope tonight.
Pick Up Line: Dude, I can't marry you because I am in love
with my mistress, Maryjane.
Country Chat Up Line: Hey you, wanna come over and suck
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if we party tonight, weed you dance
Munchies Pick Up Line: Hey, wanna eat cookie dough together
Madness Pick Up Line: Dudes, why can't you just get over
it at the federal level?
Out Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Mary Jane? 'Cause
I'm pretty sure you're on fire!
Stoner Hook Up Line: You must be as dope as weed, because
right now you're all I need.
Chat Up Line: Are you a drug? 'Cause I marijuana take you
Head Pick-Up Line: Hey Babe, is your name Tex-Mex?
'Cause you are hot and I just wanna munch you up.
Pick Up Line: Are you a Chonger? 'Cause you done toke
my breath away!
Stoner Chat Up Line: Hey hottie, do you need some lube for
Head Pick-Up Line: Hey bambina,
is your name Dona Juanita? 'Cause you are one hot lady,
Pick Up Line: Hey hottie, you're on fire! No, wait. That's
just my blunt!
Colorado Stoner Ski Bum Hookup Line: Hey, what if I made
a Loveland Pass at you?
Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Righteous
Bush? 'Cause you are one smokin' hot Republican.
Poetry in Motion: You must be as dope as weed, because right
now you are all I need!
Cannabis Come-On: Hi, are you into going green? 'Cause weed
be great together!
Stoner Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm not gidding you, your
last joke done made me giddy.
Lovers Pick Up Line: Ciao, I see you have a marijuana smile
tonight, mi amour.
Rocky Mountain Come-On: High Baby, are you into
Colorado Come-On: Whoa, are you a joint? 'Cause you are
Stoner Pick-Up Line: High
Pick Up Line: If you were a joint, I'd roll you over and
lick you up and down.
Madness Come-On: Is getting high a joint effort?
Country Come-On: Hey hottie, come on up and suck my bong.
Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hi there?
Jokes | Blunt Humor | Colorado
Cannabis LOLs | Pot Poetry |
Music | Stoner
Pick-Up Line: Hey there big guy, is your name Tweeds?
'Cause I'm liking the way your are dressed.
Pick Up Line: Hey dude, your wheezing laughter is totally
Cannabis Come-On: I'm eating Skittles. Wanna taste my rainbow?
Stoner Come-On: Hey girl, your eyes are even greener than
the weed I'm smokin'!
Flying Pick Up Line: Hey, I've got two boarding passes.
Let's catch a flight and see where we land.
Pick Up Line: Hey MaryJane, you sure are one smooth talker.
Comedy Line: Hey, I don't even need a lighter because you
are already on fire!
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Mary Jane? 'Cause you
Bad Come-On: Hey Calendar Girl, is today 4/20? 'Cause I
want to THC you naked.
Hot Hooking Up Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first
Hookup Line: Hey girl, if you were cannabis, I'd smoke you
up and down.
Cannabis Line: Hey, you're so smoking hot that I don't even
need a lighter! I know I've met my match...
| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy
Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal
Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster
| Banker Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Chef Chat Ups |
Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Lines | Farm Flirts |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Science Fiction Pick Ups | Scientist
Flirt Ups | Sick Come Ons |
Sports Lines | Travel
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes, Engaging Wedding Humor
| Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes, Dateless Puns |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Lady
Jokes, Woman Puns | Family Humor,
Mom Puns, and Dad Jokes |
You've come-on along this far,
so here's even more High Country
funny jokes, and dope
painful puns that'll pick up
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Arr-ful Puns | Blonde
Jokes | Chef Jokes | Colorado
Jokes | Craft Beer Jokes | Doctor
Jokes | Fit Humor |
| Hipster Jokes | Light
Bulb Jokes | Magic Puns |
Noted Music Jokes | Oh
Crap! | Police Jokes | Psychic
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Travel
Jokes | Vampire Puns | Weed
Jokes | Zombie Jokes |
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