Fact of the Day: Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman
wears Batman PJs.
Which kind of comedy does Batman like best?
A. Dark humor.
Pick-Up Line: Babe, when
the Dark Knight rises, he always wears his suit to protect
you from sexually transmitted disasters.
What do Batman movies and Halloween movies have in common?
come back bigger and better year after year.
Back in the day at the video store, what was the guy told
when he asked to rent Batman Forever?
A. No, you have to bring it back on Thorsday.
Pick-Up Line: Baby, you
are making all of Gotham City nervous, 'cause you're the
What kind of treat did Batman give the Joker on Halloween?
A. A Sucker Punch!
What is Batman's least favorite Xmas song?
A. Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The
Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away.
Batman Line: Hey dude, is that a Batarang in your pants,
or are you just happy to see me?