| Q.
What would you call an alliance between Iron Man and the
Silver Surfer?
A. Alloys.
Q.
How does Ant Man keep his suit from getting wrinkled?
A. He gets help from Iron Man.
Q.
What did Iron Man say to Captain America over the walkie-talkie?
A. Steve, Roger that.
Q.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
A. Iron Man is a superhero, and Iron Woman is a laundress
command. OUCH! |
Q.
Which superhero is the most curious of the all?
A. Wonder Woman.
Q.
What happened when Wonder Woman tried to send her beau
a nudie selfie?
A. Nothing because she didn't turn on The Flash!
Q.
What does Wonder Woman call her lover's penis?
A. Amazon Fulfillment Center.
Q.
Why did the junkie attempt to abduct Wonder Woman?
A. Because he was a heroine addict. |
Did
you know that when Clark Kent goes into a phone booth, Superman
comes out? But when Chuck Norris walks into a phone booth
it explodes and Chuck just walks away!
Faster
than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive,
able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Actually,
those are just a few of Chuck Norris's warmup exercises.
Super
Factoid: Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair
and square.
Super
Duper Point to Ponder: An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger
is Karate Wrangler Sex. Coincidence? We think not!
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