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How does French Cabernet like to travel abroad?
A. On a cruise sip.
Q.
Where do French connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
A. In a wine cabernet.
Q.
Which type of French wine only comes in a box?
A. Carbordeaux.
Q.
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
A. Because French wine snobs hate them!
Q.
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French
wine?
A. Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Q.
What is a pirate's favorite kind of fine French wine?
A. Pinot Arrr.
Q.
What does the best man at a Paris wedding reception do?
A. Make Fremch toasts.
Q.
What do mother wolves in France say when they bring dinner
home for the cubs?
A. Bone Appetit!.
Q.
Why are French cheese makers considered so friendly?
A. 'Cause they always take the time to shoot the bries.
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Q.
What did the Paris street performer sleep on at night?
A. A mime-ery foam mattress.
Q.
What did the street performer sip on at the Paris cafe bar?
A. A Mime-osa.
Q.
What do you call a mysterious Paris street performer who
only appears briefly and then disappears?
A. Phantom-mime.
Q.
Which classic novel was about a French actor who was persecuted
for for his art?
A. Mime and Punishment.
Q.
Which kind of bird do Paris street performers like to keep
as pets?
A. Mime-a birds.
Q.
How does a Paris street performer apologize?
A. He signs, "Mime Sorry."
France
Fact of the Day: French fries aren't cooked in France. They're
cooked in Greece.
Q.
Which travel and tourism company was founded by cavemen
at Lascaux Cave in France?
A. Club Med.
Q.
What is a guillotine?
A. A French chopping center.
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Q.
Why is escargot so popular in Paris restaurants?
A. Because the French don't like fast food.
Q.
What currency did Francs use before the Euro?
A. French bread.
Q.
Why did the cavewoman at Lascaux Cave in France leave her
mate?
A. 'Cause she saw the writing on the wall.
Q.
What happened when two cheese delivery trucks collided in
Paris?
A. De brie was everywhere!
Q.
What is it called when folks in Paris become close chums?
A. French-ship.
Q.
How can you tell if a French street cafe is haunted?
A. It gives you the crepes.
Q.
What do the French call a leash on a heeler?
A. Cord on Bleu.
Q.
Why isn't the Prime Minister of France ever seen duuring
the morning?
A. 'Cause he's a PM, not an AM.
Fun
France Fact: The French version of the movie, Jaws,
was ende with a graphic of the word FIN.
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