Q.
Why didn't the fair lady time traveler cross the road?
A. Because London Bridge was falling down, falling down,
falling down.
Q.
What is the name of a British time traveling cow?
A. Doctor Moo.
Q.
Which large marine mammals speak Welsh?
A. Whales.
Q.
Why do Welsh horses run so fast?
A. They've seen what farmers do to the sheep!
Q.
What happened when the punster was arrested in Hackney last
night?
A. The handcuffs were Clapton.
Q.
Why did the old Scotsmen die?
A. Because he was dressed to be kilt.
Today's
Great British Point to Ponder: If Watson isn't the most
famous doctor in England, then Who is? |
Q.
What is a royal pardon?
A. It's what you say when the queen burps!
Q.
When is a piece of wood just like the queen of England?
A. When it's a ruler!
Q.
What do locals call a bookkeeper who moonlights as a hooker
in London?
A. A tally ho.
Q.
How does a Welshman make a U-turn?
A. By winking at her.
Q.
How do Welsh people eat cheese?
A. Most Caerphilly.
Q.
What's the most common lie told by a Welshman?
A. I was only trying to help the sheep over the fence.
Q.
What is one rare commodity in Wales?
A. Virgin wool.
Q.
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A. He couldn't afford the plane fare.
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Q.
What does the Loch Ness monster eat?
A. Fish and ships.
Q.
Why aren't players on England's football team allowed to
own a dog?
A. Because they can't hold onto the lead!
Travel
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
are you from the UK? 'Cause I want U, K?
Q.
Which telly series do British owls watch time and time again?
A. Doctor Hoo!
Q.
How can you tell if your bagpipes are out of tune?
A. Just blow into it!
Old
Scotsmen never die, because they can't be kilt.
Q.
What's the difference between a lawn mower and bagpipes?
A. You can tune a lawn mower! |