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99% of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.Gnome Entering a Black Hole!Two hydrogen atomes met. 1st: "I've lost my electron." 2nd: "Are you sure?" 1st: "Yes, I'm Positive!"

Q. What would happen if you took the school bus home?
A. The police would make you bring it back!

Ok, the vortex and the tornado didn't faze the gnome... OOPS!

Q. What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

How Does a Man on the Moon Get His Hair Cut? Eclipse It.Gnome ____ in a Black Hole!Old laser physicists never die. They just become incoherent.

Q. What do you call a clock on the moon?
A. A lunar-tick.

Discovery of the Century depicted on the cover of TIME.

Q.What is a physicist's favorite food?
A. Fission chips.

Troll Poetry... Un Gnome PassageFour fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get out. We don't want your type in here."How do astronomers organize a party? They Planet

Trolls are poets and they gno it.

A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.

Q. What do moon people do when they get married?
A. They go off on their honey-earth.

When the doctor asked an editor how he was doing, he said there was a problem with circulation.You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life!Hulk Humor: My Zipper Broke, But I Fixed It on the Fly!

Psychiatrist to patient: "Don't worry. You're not deluded. You only think you are."

Q. Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
A. Because he swept her off her feet!

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