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99% of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.Gnome Entering a Black Hole!Two hydrogen atomes met. 1st: "I've lost my electron." 2nd: "Are you sure?" 1st: "Yes, I'm Positive!"

Q. What would happen if you took the school bus home?
A. The police would make you bring it back!

Ok, the vortex and the tornado didn't faze the gnome... OOPS!

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Spring Showers by April Raine

Q. What do you do with a sick chemist?
A. If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

How Does a Man on the Moon Get His Hair Cut? Eclipse It.Gnome ____ in a Black Hole!Old laser physicists never die. They just become incoherent.

Q. What do you call a clock on the moon?
A. A lunar-tick.

Q. Which dance do all astronauts know?
A. The Moonwalk!

Q. Why didn't the sun go to college?
A. It already has a million degrees!

Discovery of the Century depicted on the cover of TIME.

Q. Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
A. When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position; when he found the position, he couldn't muster the momentum.

Q.What is a physicist's favorite food?
A. Fission chips.

Physics quote of the day: Anything that doesn't matter has no mass!

Q. What do physicists enjoy doing during favorite sports events?
A. The Wave!

Troll Poetry... Un Gnome PassageFour fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get out. We don't want your type in here."How do astronomers organize a party? They Planet

Trolls are poets and they gno it.

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Horrendous by Tara Buell

A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar. (This joke smarts, in a painful sort of way.)

Q. What is a proof?
A. One-half percent alcohol.

Q. What do moon people do when they get married?
A. They go off on their honey-earth.

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Beguiled by N. Tyce Ing

When the doctor asked an editor how he was doing, he said there was a problem with circulation.You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life!Hulk Humor: My Zipper Broke, But I Fixed It on the Fly!

Psychiatrist to patient: "Don't worry. You're not deluded. You only think you are."

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Punctuality by Justin Thyme

Q. Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
A. Because he swept her off her feet!

Q. Which word in the dictionary is a lot longer than it looks?
A. Rubberband – because it stretches!

Now, that IS really smart! Just think how scary that jolly green alternative would be!

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Antibiotics by Penny Syllan

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