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Conversations between brain surgeons and anesthesiologists are mind numbing.What is copper nitrate? Overtime for policemen.I used to be a Velcro salesman, but I could not stick with it.

Losing your head in an emergency is a no brainer.

Q. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A. They're cheaper than day rates.

Q. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
A. His zipper

Poor guy who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully recovered!Proctologists reASSure patients their problem can be rectified. (Ouch!)I bet my butcher $50 he couldn't reach meat on the top shelf. He said, "No. Those steaks are too high."

Workers in the upholstery factory demanded a wage hike to cushion the rising cost of living.

Q. Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
A. Because the P is silent.

Q. Why was the steak a terrible gossip?
A. It wasn't juicy enough.

When the doctor asked an editor how he was doing, he said there was a problem with circulation.Q. What is the most gnome bull profession? A. TorreadorI used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.

Q. What do you get when you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?
A. Common tater!

Gnome bull! This job description is a real stinker and the pay is sh*tty.

If you say "Pumpkin Spice Latte" three times, a girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all the good things about fall.

I used to be a shoe salesman, but they gave me the boot.Q. What Do You Call Two People in an Ambulance? A. Pair of MedicsGnome Shoes, Gnome Shirt, Gnome Service!

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Call me an ambulance!
You're an ambulance.

Fitness Gnome is here to serve you, not mater what kind of shpe you're on, or what you're wearing, or not!

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