Salesman Wisdom: Never tell a woman she can't purse-shoe
bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced
them with, but I've been tripping all day!
What does a cobbler use to repair shoes?
A. Toe Nails!
What did the shoe repair business owner call his business
A. Sole Mate.
me an ambulance!
You're an ambulance.
Pick-Up Line: Sit back and relax
'cause I fix broken hearts.
Pick-Up Line: Babe, those clothes
look uncomfortable. Let me cut them off you.
an EMT Line: If I go into cardiac arrest, will you give
Pick-Up Line: We always come
when we are called.
Gnome is here to serve you, no matter what kind of shape
you're in, or what you're wearing, or gnot!
Designer Tip: There's a fine line between Indie and looking
Why do some people reject skinny jeans?
A. Because they just can't get into them.
Why did the emo girl dress all in black?
A. Because her fashion sense was second to nun.