Hulk's legacy will become a pizza history!
How do you know if an Italian chef loves you?
A. He steals a pizza your heart.
you hear about the Italian chef who died? His wife is still
mourning. Cheese still not over it!
What do you call an Italian hooker?
A. A pasta-tute.
What do bakers give ladies on special occasions?
Why was the baker so scared?
A. He found himself in a loaf or death situation.
Why was the baker reprimanded?
A. He kept pinching the salt.
What game do bakers play in a circle?
A. Marble Bread.
then they canned me.
is the only profession where you'll hear the boss say, "Be
sure your joints have lots of dope in them."
How many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to get the beer, and another to call an electrician.
you just hate it when you call a plumber, and all he does
is eat mushrooms and kill your turtles?