Mad as I was, I didn't give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind.   PainfulPuns.com - Job Jokes, Funny Occupations, Work Whoas?

PainfulPuns Home
Animal Puns, Wildlife Humor
Bartender Puns, Bar Humor
Crappy Puns & Sh*tty Jokes!
Cheesy Puns & Sharp Humor
Clucking Funny Farm Animal Puns
Edible Puns, Fun with Food
Frightful Puns, Scary Jokes
Garden Puns, Green Groaners
Gnome Puns Intended
Painful Jokes & Groaner Puns
Monstrously Funny Puns
Work Humor, Joking on the Job
Old Jokes & Old Never Die Puns
Painful Puns, Punny Funs
Pet Puns + Jokes = Funny Pet Peeves
Sharp Pick-Up Lines, Cheesy Come-Ons
Funny Riddles, Punny Answers!
Sick Puns, Healthy Laughs
Smart Humor! Science + Math = Puns
Tech Jokes, PC Puns & Net Ouch!

And while you're here,
please take a moment to
visit our sponsors:

 


Painful Puns & On The Job Jokes
Pick your new position from our job jokes, work humor, and occupational hazards!

Painful Puns, Job Jokes, Work Riddles
(Because NOT Funny Jobs That Don't Pay Well Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Relax, laugh, and don't get all worked up.
On the Job Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

Hulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mindA good baker always rises to the occasion. It's the yeast he can do!Sh*tty Pun: I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me.

Hulk's legacy will become a pizza history!

Q. What do bakers give ladies on special occasions?
A. Flours

And then they canned me.

Q. Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!

They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it because it was full of carbs.A. What is a chimney sweep's most common ailment? The Flue.Stir Fry Cooks Come From All Woks of Life

Q. How many auto mechanics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.

Soot-n't he have gotten the shot?

Q. What do you call 2000 pounds of Chinese soup?
A. Won Ton

Groaner: A psychiatrist on a hike fell into a deep depression...After an exposion at a French cheese factory, all that was left was De BrieOld Programmers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Memory.

That must be why the psychiatrist can't shrink the bill?

I walked up to the cheese counter in the store last week. I interrupted him and he had to start again...

Q. Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
A. Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.

The rise of the orthopedic practice depends on the fall of the patients.Q. What Did the Coach Say to His Losing Team of Snakes? A. You Can't Venom All!Hey Gnirl, you should sell hotdogs 'cause you already know how to make a wiener stand!

Q. What do you call two orthopedic doctors reading an EKG?
A. A double blind study.

Q. What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?
A. A Pythong!

Hot Dog! A tasty pick up line for chefs, cooks and ballpark gourmets. However, there were no wieners in this case.

On the Job Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

PainfulPuns Home
You've lasted this far, so here's even more productive laughter,
water cooler humor, and painfully funny puns to check out:

More Painful Puns, Groaners & Unanswered Riddles...

| Cheesy Funny Jokes | Fitness Humor | Funny Farm | Gnome Nonsense | Music Memes |
| Old Never Die | Pet Puns | Pitiful Pick-Up Lines | Q. Funny Answers | Scary Humor |
| Sci-Fi Funnies | Seasonally Silly Puns | Sports Jokes | High Tech Puns | Weed is Funny! |

Funny Riddles, Punny Answers! Smart Humor! Science + Math = Puns Painful Puns, Punny Funs, Ouch!
Painful Jokes & Groaner Puns Edible Puns, Fun with Food Tech Jokes, PC Puns & Net Ouch!

Thanks for stopping by and see you again soon!

Join us on social media and please feel free to share our memes with friends and family:
PainfulPuns at Facebook PainfulPuns at Twitter PainfulPuns at Pinterest

©2017 Painfulpuns.com PainfulPuns.com Logo Man All rights reserved.