What did the chemistry teacher say when the student's experiment
A. Oxidants happen, but be more careful.
Which breed of dog do chemists prefer?
A. Laboratory Retriever.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?
A. You barium.
What does an egotist say when he visits the optician for
A. I Aye Eye!
appeal is not the reason to become an optician, but it does
Which type of cell phone do most optometrists, ophthalmologist,
and opticians prefer?
A. The eyePhone.
What is one of the hazards of being a musician in a piano
A. People keep dropping money in your drink.
musician's girlfriend had tears in her eyes when he asked
her to marry him. It might be because he proposed with an
What is the best gift a musician could ever receive?
A. A broken drum. You can't beat it!