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(Because NOT Funny Jobs That Don't Pay Well Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Relax, laugh, and don't get all worked up.
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Bakers DO earn the majority of their income in the morning, making most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.After Punching His Computer and Breaking His Hand, the Guy Required Tech Knuckle Support.A dentist married a manicurist, but they fought like tooth and nail!

Q. What happened when the pastry chef's wife came home early?
A. She caught him master baking.

There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

The dentist attended Emory and the manicurist still goes to Emery.

Q. What do you dall a veterinarian with laryngitis? A. Hoarse DoctorA guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap shorts. Shrink says: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."Lawyer-Turned-Cook. A.K.A. Sue Chef

Q. What did the horse say when it fell?
A. I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

That shrink could see right through his egocentric behavior.

Q. What was the epileptic chef's house specialty?
A. Seizure Salad

Q. Why don't ambassadors ever get sick? A. Diplomatic ImmunityFarm Humor: An Expert Farmer is Outstanding in His FieldFriendly chiropactors always have your back.

Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A. They are all pigs.

Q. Why did the blonde farmer plant cheerios?
A. He thought they were donut seeds.

Q. What music do chiropractors enjoy most?
A. Hip Pop.

Hey Gnirl, I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight!Did you hear about the optician? Two glasses, and he made a spectacle of himself.Hey Gnirl, I'm photographer, but I'm picturing us together!

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line for meteorologists, weathermen and prognosticators: The forecast is funny!

Q. What do you call an eye doctor in Alaska?
A. An optical Aleutian.

Visualize the pick up line: Gnome wonder there are not may dark rooms these days? Ew!

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