Q.
What do you get if you cross a magician and a camera?
A. Hocus Focus!
Q.
What do you call a magician cow who can jump over the moon?
A. Moo-dini.
Q.
What do you call a magician who was abducted by aliens?
A. A flying sorcerer.
Q.
What's the difference between a magician's assistant and
an onion?
A. People cry when an onion gets cut up. |
Q.
Which puns do art critics enjoy?
A. Perfectly illustrated punch lines.
Q.
What did the graphic novel artist say to his rival?
A. Pow! I challenge you to a doodle!
Q.
Why did the obsessed artist need a laxative?
A. Because he was consti-painted.
Q.
What does a fine artist sing when he's in Dire Straights?
A. Monet for Nothing.
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Q.
Which TV game show do salesmen watch during their lunch
hour?
A. Let's Make a Deal.
Q.
Why did the blanket salesman join the police force?
A. Because he liked working under cover.
Q.
Why did the salesman go to a shrink?
A. He couldn't stop talking to himself and ended up with
a garage full of stuff he didn't want!
Q.
What did the blonde say when a salesman tried to sell her
a pocket calculator?
A. I already know how many pockets I have. |