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Zombie Humor: I tried working in a bakery, but I wasn't bread for it.How did a computer technician get 3rd degree burns? He touched the firewall!A butcher tried standup comedy, but he didn't make the cut.

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A. They never get mold.

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Q. What do you call a cow with a twitch?
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Potty Humor: Urologists Know How to Go with the Flow! Old laser physicists never die. They just become incoherent.Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud! "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

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Did you ever notice when you serve someone cold coffee, it makes them piping mad?

Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.Q. How does a sea captain use amphibians? A. As frog hornsI used to be a road digger, but I got retrenched.

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Q. Why did the blonde gardener plant light bulbs?
A. She wanted to grow a power plant!

Hi, I'm from the corporate gnome office.I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patience.Hardworking Meme Makes Gnome Cents

Management gnome from corporate gnome office showed up today. Aren't you glad it's Friday?

(Did we get the pun punch line wrong on the meme?) Ahh, we lost patients on this one.

Gnome meme has a way to go to haul in a pay check.

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