gnome from corporate gnome office showed up today. Aren't
you glad it's Friday?
What do you call workers employed by big companies to appraise
A. Corporate raters.
What is the major cause of business failure?
A. Corporate money flaw.
guy was in the hospital with 60% burns. Doc says, "Give
him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "Do you think that
will help?" Doc replies, "No, but it will keep
the sheets off his legs!"
"Doc, we have lost our patient."
Doctor: "Oh no, what happened?"
Nurse: "He recovered."
"You only have six months to live."
Man: "I can't pay your bill."
Doctor: "Okay then, I'll give you another six months."
Which bank should you recommend to your deer friend?
A. The one that offers the most bang for the buck.
What do you call a very obese bank employee who is very
A. A four-chin teller.
When is it bad business to be reaching higher?
A. When you're a bank teller in a hold-up!