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Pitiful
Pick-Up Lines, Corny Come-Ons, Chat Ups
Approach
a hot hookup with pitiful come-on jokes, cheesy chat ups, and corny pick-up
lines.
Hookup Flirts, Funny Pick Up Lines, Dating Jokes
(Because Hot Hookup Lines and
Corny Come-Ons Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in
a Cold Singles Bar!) |
Warning:
Pick Up at Your Own Peril! 'Cause ya never know what ya
might come-on down with.
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Police
Pick Up Line: Officer, that uniform is very becoming on
you. But if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.
Police
Pick Up Line: If you were a stop light, I'd turn red every
time you walk by, just so I could stare at you longer.
Q.
Why did the sensitive cop cry after arresting the blonde?
A. It was a moving violation.
Police
Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, you're on my most wanted list. |
Hamburger
Patty Pick Up Line: Hey big fella, want these buns? Just
come and get 'em.
Patty
Pick Up Lines: Hey girl, are you on the menu at McDonald's?
'Cause you are McGorgeous!
Hamburger
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are so hot that I'm even afraid
to touch your buns.
Nooner
Hookup Line: Hey guy, are you a hamburger? 'Cause you are
so well done.
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Police
Pull-Over Line: Hey Hotrod, I always turn on my
siren when I see a siren.
Meter
Maid Come-On: Hey big fella, if you were the words on a
parking ticket, you'd be the fine print.
Pick
Up a Police Officer Line: I'd love you to frisk me and then
shake me down.
Crime
Investigator Come-On: I'm not the thief, but I am
here to steal your heart. |
Medical
Pick Up Line: Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away.
Pick
Up a Doctor Line: Hey dude, are you an allergist? 'Cause
you take my breath away.
Sick
Pick Up Line: Hey hottie, you breathe oxygen and so do I!
Looks like we already have something in common.
Doctor
Chat Up Line: You get my heart racing like an epinehrine
drip! |
Pick
Up a Policeman Line: Hey big guy, is that a revolver in
your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Police
Hookup Line: Girl, if you cock my revolver, it's likely
to go off.
Q.
Why are undercover male cops more sexy than female cops?
A. Because you can't be sexy without the XY.
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Brew
Pub Chat Up Line: Girl, I would buy you a draft, but I'd
be jealous of the glass.
Bar
Hookup Line: Hey dude, I noticed you have a round of tequila.
Does that mean you'll give me a shot tonight?
Bar
Pick Up Line: No, I'm not drunk. But, I am intoxicated
by you!
Bar
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I play the field, but it looks like
I hit a home run with you! |
Vampire
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how about joining me for a bite?
Pick
Up a Vampire Line: Hey Fang, I can make your heart beat
again.
Q.
Why didn't the vampire every marry?
A. He was a confirmed bat-chelor.
Scary
Come-On: Hey, I wish you were a vampire so we could do some
necking.
Vampire
Chat Up Line: Hey baby, if your bosom was a blood type,
it'd be B+. |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Gorganzola? 'Cause
you are looking sharp tonight.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey there, are you American cheese? 'Cause
I just want to peel you.
Cheese
Plate Come On Line: Hey girl, I'd let you pick me up with
your fingers.
Pick
Up a Cheesy Guy Line: Hey bro, you're sharp, but
just brie-ware!
Musical
Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, I know how to help you hit the high
Cheese.
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Pick
Up a Guitarist Line: Hey dude, I'd love you to strum my
G-string.
Bar
Hookup Line: Hey babe, do you like rock 'n roll? 'Cause
I'd like to rock your world tonight.
Musician
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a drum, I'd let you
bang me all night long.
Musician
Hookup Line: Hey dude, are you a trumpet player? 'Cause
you are making me really horny.
Hipster
Pick Up Line: Hello there, hottie. I'd like to play your
cool B Side. |
Your name must be "Yogurt" because "You Gert"
isn't sexy.
Creamy
Come-On: Hey girl, are you yogurt? 'Cause you are so cultured.
Dairy
Funny Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you yogurt? 'Cause your
probiotics are making me want you even more.
Yogurt
Pick Up Poetry: Hey girl, you are creamy to the taste, and
kind to the waist, so let's go out and have a few dates.
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Valentine's
Day Pick Down Line: I won't be giving you my heart
today, but there's another organ you may be interested in.
VD
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, could you please pull this heart-shaped
arrow out of my back? 'Cause some kid with wings just shot
me.
Q.
What did the bewitching webmaster say to her guy on Valentine's
Day?
A. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, this is a HEX
just for you.
Valentine's
Day Dis: I kissed my prince and he turned into a frog.
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Tech
Come-On: Hey baby, what's a nice girl like you doing in
a chatroom like this?
Tech
Hook Up Line: Hey girl, if you were an eBay auction, I'd
totally buy it now!
Tech
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you Google glasses? 'Cause you
augment my reality.
Tech
Come-On: Hey babe, don't worry. The first time it's always
Abort, Retry, Fail.
Tech
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you auto-complete me. |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
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