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Horny
Hookup Lines, Dating Jokes, Funny Chat Ups
Flirt
up a hot date with funny chat up lines, hookup humor, and cheap date come-on
jokes!
Clever Pick-Up Lines and Cheap Date Come-Ons
(Because Lame Pick-Up Lines
Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When You're Limping
Through the Weekend Stag!) |
Warning:
Hookup at Your Own Risk! Flirty jokes, clever chat ups, and funny
pick-up puns ahead.
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Locksmith
Hookup Line: Hey babe, you are look-key'n good.
Locksmith
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, was your daddy a locksmith? 'Cause
you're a real keeper.
Locksmith
Pick Up Line: Hello there. Is your name Nessie?
'Cause I like you a loch!
Locksmith
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, if you're looking for a lockmith
just say, "Okey Dokey." |
Star
Wars Pick Up Line: Hey girl, Yoda one for me!
Star
Wars Chat Up Line: Hey girl, let's go to my place so I can
show you what a Jedi does best with his lightsaber.
Star
Wars Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are the Obi-Wan for me!
Star
Wars Hookup Line: Hey princess, I usually Han Solo, but
I would let you turn on my light saber.
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Thursday
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, is your name Thor? 'Cause I'm
love-struck by your thunder.
Thursday
Hookup Line: Hey there, is your name Thirst-Day?
If so, let's get this party started.
Thirst-Day
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, it's Thursday so why wait until
Friday night?
NerdsDay
Pick Up Line: Your name must be Thursday because
I CAN see your weak end from here. |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Jack, you have my parmesan to nibble off
my plate.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you bleu cheese? 'Cause I like
the way you are dressing.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, have you been on the skim mozzarella
diet? 'Cause you do not need to cheddar few pounds.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, my cooking got so much better since
I fondue. |
Doctor
Who Chat Up Line: Are you a Dalek? Because you've been rolling
through my mind all night!
Timely
Doctor Who Come-On: Are you a weeping angel? 'Cause I can't
take my eyes off of you.
Doctor
Who Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you make my Centurion stand
at attention.
Doctor
Who Chat Up Line: Did you destroy Gallifrey? 'Cause you're
Dalek-table! |
Chocolate
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a Snickers bar? 'Cause I
am so satisfied with you!
Chocolate
Come On: Hey girl, I wish I was that candy bar you're nibbling
on, 'cause I'd like to taste your sweet lips.
Dessert
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you and I hookup, I'll lose 20
pounds because I won't be craving sugary foods.
Chef
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, are you a candy bar? 'Cause I want
to remove your wrapper and savor you. |
Buttery
Valentine's Chat Up Line: Hey Babe, do you believe in love
at first sight, or should I slide by again?
VD
Day Pick Up Line: Babe, I'm going to give you a kiss. If
you don't like it, you can just return it.
Valentine's
Day Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I'll be your ALENTINE for now,
and you can give me your V after dinner. |
A
Cappella Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a singer? 'Cause
you are lookin' sharp.
Music
Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's just cut to the chase, and
duet already!
Church
Choir Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would you like to play my
organ?
Musicial
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, composers really do know how to
score.
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Policewoman
Hookup Line: Hey, are you carrying a concealed weapon, or
are you just happy to see me?
Pick
Up a Policeman Line: I'd love you to frisk me and then shake
me down.
Policeman
Come-On: Don't you just love a man in uniform?
Pick
Up a Policeman Line: Hey copper, I just love a man out of
uniform? |
Fruity
Hookup Line: Hey bae, are you a banana? 'Cause I want to
see what's under your overcoat.
Pick
Up a Banana Line: Hey girl, if we got together tonight,
we'd be a pair of slippers!
Big
Ape Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you bananas? 'Cause you
are making me crazy.
Banana
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you hip? 'Cause I think you
are my bae-nae-nae. |
Bar
Pick Up Line: Sure babe, that whiskey you're drinking is
from Tennessee, but you're the only 10 I see!
Post
Happy Hour Pick Up Line: Hey baby, wadda you say I buy the
booze and you show me how to shake it?
Drunken
Closing Time Pick Up Line: Wow girl, are you that beautiful?
Or, am I drunk?
Bar
Chat Up Line: Hey Lass, my scotch on the rocks is jealous
'cause you are the most intoxicating thing in this pub.
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Anti
Pick Up Line: Oops! Gnome Buddy just sailed off into the
sunset...
Pirate
Hookup Line: I'll be the captain, if you'll be my first
mate.
Pirate
Come-On: Aye Lassie, me peg leg isn't the only hard wood
around.
Salty
Pirate Pick Up Line: Hey Lady, I bet ye can't find me buried
treasure...
Pirate
Hookup Line: Aye wench, come aboard, and I'll name me mast
after ye. |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
You've
limped along this far, so here's
even more horny humor,
cheap chuckles, and lame
painful puns to pick up
the beat tonight:
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Humor | Money Puns | Monster
Jokes | Music Jokes | Pet
Puns | Pirate Puns | Police
Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Superhero
Puns | Travel Jokes | Vampire
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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