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(Because DIY is Easy and Blind Dates & Tinder Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Pick-up at your own risk. You never know what ya might come-on down with.
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Do you believe in love at 1st sight? Of, should I walk by again?Hey Gnirl, are you from Star Wars? 'Cause Yodalicious!Did you just sneeze? I'd say "God Bless You," but it looks like He already did!

Cheesy pick up lines march onward? Or maybe this is an optometry joke you just didn't see?

Heard there is a high point when it comes to distasteful pick up lines and about Star Wars. WHAT?

Irreverent Pick Up Line: This must be a sick joke, so gnome doubt, it will go viral!

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my crush on you makes me crumble like feta! Gnirl, if you were a triangle, you'd be acute one!Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day. All I'm asking is ONE from you!

Gnome doubt, even the Swiss will poke holes in this pun.

Sharp pick up lines help you get an angle on the daeing scene.

Sweet Pick Up Line: Gnome baker is dishing up chocolate. Maybe he's finally got a chance with the lady this time?

Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes!Music Pick-Up Line: Are you a baritone? 'Cause I'd like to get to 1st bass with youCheesy Pick-Up Line: I Can't Control Myself Around You. You Turn Me Into a Cheesy Muenster!

Gnome doubt blood shot eyes are hypnotic to trolls?

Gnome Buddy has heard this one before. Now he's a left fielder.

Hulking funny come-on seems gnormal, but that's because everybody else is crackers.

Food Pick-Up Line: You must be a banana because I find you a peeling!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my love for you is hotter than deep fried mozzerella!Fitness Meme: Hey Buddy, just remember mermaids don't have thigh gaps either!

Slap Stick Pick Up Lines: What do you figure he'd do with a lemon meringue pie?

Guy is doing grate, but she thinks he gouda to cheddar.

Anti Pick Up Line: Oops! Gnome Buddy just sailed off into the sunset.. .

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