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Cheese-Ball Pick-Up Lines and Cornball Come-Ons
Hookup with hot date humor, cheesy chat ups, funny pick-up
lines and corny come-on jokes.
Hookup Humor, Dating Jokes, Funny Chat Ups
('Cause Hot Hookup Jokes and
Tasty Pick-Up Lines Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
if You're Starving for a Date!) |
Warning:
Eat Up Pick-Up Lines with Caution! Hot date humor, cornball come-ons,
and cheese-ball chat ups ahead.
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Anti Valentine's Day Poem: I'm not yours, you're not mine,
so would you be my Anti Valentine?
Valentine's
Day Pick Down Line: Roses are red, violets are
blue, I'd rather be alone than be with you.
Hairy
Funny Anti Valentine's Day Thought of the Day: Screw you
Cupid, I have cats! |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, didn't you date my mold
college roommate, Blue?
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you bleu cheese? 'Cause I like
the way you are dressing.
Cheesy
Love Poem: Edam was is red, French cheese is bleu, do I
have parmesan to fondue you?
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Banker
Pick Up Line: I have an emergency fund, and I want to rescue
you tonight!
Banker
Pick Up Line: Can I change your name to Cash? 'Cause
I'm looking to put my money where my mouth is.
Banker
Hookup Line: Hey Ms. Moneybags, let's get out of here and
appreciate each other's assets. |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Gnome Buddy gnows that's the worst queso scenario...
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey Colby, let's have a wheel fine time tonight.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Cheddar? 'Cause
you are looking extra sharp tonight.
Pick
Up a Cheesy Guy Line: Hey cheesemonger, I hear
you're grate in bread! |
Pirate Come-On: Lassie, not only do I have a ship, but it's
a long one.
Pirate
Hookup Line: They don't call me Long John Silver because
my head is so big.
Pirate
Pick Up Line: My lady, ye certainly put the shiver in me
timber!
Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Matey! Wanna take a ride in my crow's
nest?
Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy! Come show me how ye bury that treasure,
lad.
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Hipster
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd like to have you on vinyl.
Quartet
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, this cello isn't the only big piece
of wood between my legs.
Hipster
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, does this harmonica make my beard
look big?
Musician
Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna get into some treble with me
tonight?
Hipster
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna come over and listen to NPR?
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Brain
Surgeon Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if I synapse with you, we'll
store some memories.
My
psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have
a magnetic personality.
Q.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on
a dendrite?
A. Let's Connect!
Sleep
Clinic Pick Up Line: Babe, you seem to induce REM sleep
in me, 'cause you're the only thing I dream about. |
Backwoods
Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you a beaver? 'Cause I really
like your tail.
Forest
Ranger Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a beaver? 'Cause
I know where some hard wood is.
Woody
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a beaver? 'Cause I'd let
you dig your teeth into me.
Redneck
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a beaver? 'Cause I'm all
for animal rights.
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Pirate
Hookup Line: Ahoy! How'd ye like to sink my battleship?
Pirate
Chat Up Line: Avast, my lady! Wanna know why my Roger is
so Jolly?
Pirate
Pick Up Line: Save a ship. Ride a pirate!
Pirate
Chat Up Line: Aye, the skull and crossbones won't be the
only thing I'll be raising tonight.
Pirate
Pick Up Line: I hope ye like it clean matey, 'cause I'm
about to swab your deck! |
Hot
Dog! It's a tasy pick up line for chefs, cooks, and ballpark
gourmets.
Fast
Food Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you must work at Subway? 'Cause
you're giving me a footlong!
Backyard
BBQ Chef Pick Up Line: Hey, wanna pull my pork?
Orchestral
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I heard you were French Horny for
my trombone. |
Artist
Hookup Line: Are you a piece of art? 'Cause I'd like to
nail up against that wall.
Artist
Pick Up Line: If I told you I like your body of work, would
you hold it against me?
Sobbing
Artist Chat Up Line: Hey girl, artists do it with emotion.
Artist
Pick Up Line: Girl, you're so fine that you'd make an impression
on Monet.
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Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey miss, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think you
are hot!
Curdled
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if I called you Swiss Miss,
that is not at all a cheesy come on.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, it's so gouda to me-eat you!
Reedy
Funny Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I bet that flute isn't the
only thing you know how to blow. |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
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Humor | Money Puns | Monster
Jokes | Music Jokes | Pet
Puns | Pirate Puns | Police
Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Superhero
Puns | Travel Jokes | Vampire
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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