Corny Pick Up Lines, Cheesy Come Ons, Funny Flirts 2

Cheesy Come-Ons, Funny Flirts, Hookup Lines
(Because Heavenly Pick-Ups Lines Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Stuck in Dating Hell!)

Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face is pretty messed up!

ET Chef Asks: What pick-up line did the bacon use on the tomato? A. Lettuce get together!

I didn't fall from heaven just to hear your lame pick up line!

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd like to make you part of my backyard bounty.

Gnome Come-On: Hey girl, is your name Daisy? 'Cause I want to plant you right here.

Gnome On the Midnight Prowl Line: Hey girl, your garden bed, or mine?

Midnight Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's make like gnomes and wake up in the front lawn.

Chef Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I'm craving a litte sweet bacon right now. Wanna strip?

Salad Chef Chat Up Line: Hey big guy, is that a cucumber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Vegetarian Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you a potato? 'Cause I'd totally mash you.

Gardener Pick Up Line: Hey girl, what's your peak harvest date?

Funny Anti Pick Up Line: Gnome wonder he can't get a date.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, can I see your pointy hat and passport? 'Cause you've been roaming through my mind all day.

Gnome Come-On: Hey girl, if you got to gnome me, I'd plant my seed in your garden.

Gnome Hookup Line: Hey gnirl, your rosebush, or mine?

Q. Where do pigs hook up? A. At the meet market!

Sick Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I hope you know CPR 'cause you're taking my breath away!

Pig Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do me a favor and take me to the loony bin 'cause you are bacon me crazy!

Q. What is the number one pig pick-up line?
A. Wanna be pen pals?

Pig Anti Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd invite you to my luau, but on second thought you might not enjoy that as much as the rest of my guests would...

Pig Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you wanna pull my pork?

EMT Pick Up Line: We always come when we are called.

Pick Up a Paramedic Line: Hey big guy, is that an epi-pen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Ambulance Driver Hookup Line: Hey bae, I am an expert in mouth to mouth.

EMT Pick Up Line: Hey, I'm familiar with both latex and restraints.

EMT Chat Up Line: Hey there, I really do know how to shock the socks off you.

Saturday Chat Pick Up Line: Is your name Dawn? 'Cause pinch me, I must be dreaming.

Caturday Pick Up Line: Hey Dude, is your name Lion? 'Cause you are the mane event!

Saturday Hookup Line: Hey babe, it's Saturday night and I can't wait to be ashamed of whatever I do this weekend.

Saturday Night Point to Ponder: If you think seven years of bad luck after breaking a mirror sucks, try breaking a condom.

Hey Gnirl, the sun isn't the only thing that rises!

Q. Why did the light go out? A. Because they liked each other!

Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Gnome doubt she's got a sunny disposition.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey guy, speaking of raised beds...

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, Is your name Sol? 'Cause you're making me red as a beet.

Elfin Hookup Line: Hey bae, once you go gnome, you'll never go home.

Powerful Chat Up Line: Dude, are you an electrician? 'Cause you really light up my life.

Powerful Pick Up Line: Electricians do it with more frequency and less resistance!

Powerful Hookup Line: Save a fuse. Blow an electrician!

Powerful Pick Up Line: Save a wire. Strip an electrician!

Jacked-Up Chat Up Line: Hey Hotrod, can I give you a lift?

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey babe, are you ready for take off?

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey girl, I know a great way to recover from jet lag.

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey Bae, wanna cross the International Date Line with me?

Pirate Pick-Up Line: So you mind if I drop anchor in your lagoon?

Excuse me, is your gname Grace? 'Cause you're looking amazing!

Police pick-up lines for blondes: Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin' Donuts?

Pirate Hookup Line: YaRRR! How 'bout I stick my cannon in your porthole?

Pirate Pick Up Line: Ahoy wench! How about we get together to haul some keel?

Pirate Come-On: Just because I wear an eye patch doesn't mean I can't see how beautiful you aRRRe.

Pirate Pick Up Line: Are you a pirate? 'Cause I'm wondering where you got that booty?

Disgraceful Pick Up Line: It's amazing anybody laughed at the pun, but bless you!

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Juliet? 'Cause my name is Gnomio.

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey there, is your name Bud?

Gnome Come-On: Hey girl, if I followed you home, would you keep me?

Valentine's Day Hookup Line: Babe, are you a florist? 'Cause I want to plant your tulips and my tulips together.

Police Chat Up Line: Babe, you're just like my donut, half sweet and half nuts.

Pick Up a Policeman Line: Hey big guy, I hear cops like a big bust.

Police Hookup Line: Girl, if you cock my revolver, it's likely to go off.

Law Enforcement Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, did you know you are on my Most Wanted List?

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