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(Because DIY is Easy and Blind Dates & Tinder Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Pick-up at your own risk. You never know what ya might come-on down with.
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Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face is pretty messed up!Did you get your license suspended for driving men crazy?I didn't fall from heaven just to hear your lame pick up line!

Gnome pick up lines aren't always pretty ... but they are pretty punny.

Biker Pick Up Line: Gnome doubt, his lame pick up lines ae driving her mad or wild. We'll gnever gnow...

Funny Anti Pick Up Line: Gnome wonder he can't get a date.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, let's just stay in and curdle tonight!Sick Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I hope you know CPR 'cause you're taking my breath away!Hey Gnirl, I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight!

Will the gnome have his whey?

Sickening pick up line. Gasp!

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line for meteorologists, weathermen and prognosticators: The forecast is funny!

Hey Gnirl, the sun isn't the only thing that rises!You're single, I'm single. Coincidence? I think gnot!Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Gnome doubt she's got a sunny disposition.

To b or gnot to be, that is the questin every carousing gnome has on Saturday gnights.

This cheesy pick up line wouldn't evenwork if it was done by a gnormal chick in a lipstick ad.

Hey Gnirl, you turn my software into hardware!Excuse me, is your gname Grace? 'Cause you're looking amazing!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you are as appetizing as deep fried Mozzarella!

Pick Up Line for computer scientists, geeks, programmers and smart gnirls

Disgraceful Pick Up Line: It's amazing anybody laughed at the pun, but bless you!

Gnome is doing grate, but he could be cheddar.

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