Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you cheddar not miss my tasty come on!

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you won't be a basket queso until I'm nacho guy any longer.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, are you Swiss? 'Cause when I see you, I say holy moly.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey babe, have you been on the all cheese diet? 'Cause you look grate!

EMT Pick Up Line: Babe, those clothes look uncomfortable. Let me cut them off you.

First Aid Hookup Line: Are you drowning? Because I'm feeling the urge to give you CPR.

ER Pick Up Line: Hi there, did you know I am really great at rapid clothing removal?

Sick Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you've got 206 bones in your body. Want to be exceptional and add one more?

Vegan Party Pick Up Line: Hey, I don't always turnip at parties, but when I do I'm the radish guy there.

Leafy Pick Up Line: If you're the first course, I'd like my salad undressing.

Vegan Chef Chat Up Line: Hey girl, not to sound corny, but I think you are a-maize-ing!

Vegan Chef Pick Up Line: Hey babe, weren't you in my "Introduction to Melons" class?

Come-On Point to Ponder: Can Pick-Up Lines actually make you sick?

Medical Pick Up Line: Hey babe, do you have an Ace bandage? 'Cause when you walked by, I got weak in the knees.

Medical Chat Up Line: Hey babe, are you an anesthesiologist? 'Cause I felt no pain when you walked by.

Sick, Sick Hookup Line: Hey girl, playing Doctor is for kids. Let's go back to my place and play Gynecologist.

Medical Pick Up Line: You raise my dopamine levels!

Pirate Come-On: Lady, I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted!

Pirate Hookup Line: I see ye are drinking a Salty Dog. How'd you like to try the real thing?

Pirate Chat Up Line: Aye, that's the finest booty I've laid me eye on!

Pirate Pick Up Line: My lady, I'm just a pirate looking for some booty.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Lad, aye'd like to wear your patch.

Candy Bar Come On: Hey girl, I bet your lips taste even sweeter than this big chocolate log.

Hep Hookup Line: Girl, are you a hipster? 'Cause I have something cool in my pants you haven't seen yet!

Police Pick Up Line: What are you doing with your night stick later tonight?

Wednesday Anti Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, if you were a camel, you'd have a hump...

Tech Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are turning my software into hardware.

Police Pick Up Line: Officer, do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'!

Police Pick Up Line: No Officer, I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by your big guns.

A peep hole has appeared in the ladies locker room at the gym. Police investigators are looking into it.

Outre Pick Up Line: Excuse me, are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause that butt is out of this world!

Tasty Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you like hot dogs? 'Cause I'd put my big braut between those buns.

Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: The only sweet thing I want this VD Day is a cutie pie like you.

Valentine's Day Hookup Line: Girl, did you put Snickers in your Valentines? 'Cause you satisfy me.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Babe, you must be Campbell's Soup, 'cause you're mm mm good.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Babe, what'll it be: coffee, tea, or Love Potion No. 9?

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.

Tech Come-On: Hey girl, you've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

Tech Hookup Line: Hey girl, you can put a Trojan on my hard drive any time.

Classic Tech Hookup Line: Hey bae, wanna see my hard drive? I promise it's not 3.5 inches and it's not floppy.

Pre Happy Hour Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd like to ask you a personal question: Beer, or Wine?

Horny Hookup Line: Baby, you are so attractive that even my zipper is falling for you.

Horny Pick Up Line: Bae, if you were my big toe, I'd bang you on every piece of furniture at my house.

Bar Chat Up Line: Hey girl, was your daddy an alien? 'Cause there's no one else like you on this planet!

Pick Up a Tech Guy Line: Hey fella, are you an applet? 'Cause you make me feel all GUI inside.

Tech Hookup Line: Hey baby, let me hack your kernel.

Tech Pick Up Line: Hey bae, my servers never go down, but I do.

Tech Hookup Line: Hey babe, I am user friendly.

Tech Come-On: Hey girl, I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

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