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Clever
Pick-Up Lines, Hookup Humor, Cheesy Flirts
Pick
up a random date, chat up a hottie, or wow your next hookup with
clever come-on jokes.
Dating Jokes, Corny Come-Ons, Chat Up Lines
('Cause Cheesy Flirts and Corny
Chat Ups Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're Trolling
for a Random Hookup!) |
Warning:
Pick Up with Caution! Because you never know who or what
might come-on down on you!
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Police
Pick Up Line: I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction!
Police
Chat Up Line: Officer, do you have a band-aid? 'Cause I
scraped my knee falling for you.
Police
Pick Up Line: No Officer, I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated
by your big guns.
Q.
Why wouldn't the cop come out from under the sheets?
A. Because he was a-resting. |
Cardiac
Surgeon Pick Up Line: Hey babe, just sit back and relax.
I know how to fix a broken heart.
Medical
Pick Up Line: Do you have Life Alert? 'Cause I've fallen
for you and I can't get up!
EMT
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, not to boast, but paramedics know
five different ways to pick you up.
Q.
Why did the near-sighted woman marry her optometrist?
A. It was an eye-deal relationship!
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Pick
Up a Pirate Line: That puffy shirt looks really hot on you!
Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Pirate
Pick Up Line: Well, just call me Landlubber, 'cause
I'm about to plunder your Treasure Island.
Pirate
Come-On: My lady, how about ye and me sail the seven seas
tonight?
Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Aye, that's quite a cutlass ye have thar.
What ye need is a good scabbard. |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, are you a real Monsterella? 'Cause
that's what cheese said.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna see if my cheese log
is a muenster?
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: By the whey girl, you curd
never frighten my muffet away.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna come over tonight to unwrap
my gorgonzola? |
Pick
Up a Vampire Line: Hey there, are those fangs, or are you
just happy to see me?
Vampire
Hookup Line: Hey babe, wanna find out why I'm called Vlad
the Impaler?
Pick
Up a Vampire Line: Hey bae, is there anything human left
in you? You want some?
Scary
Pick Up Line: Hey dude, are you a vampire? 'Cause your good
looks are driving me batty.
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Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you love Edam? 'Cause your beaver
seems rather backed up.
Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey girl, I won't cut out while you're on the
dance floor 'cause I have grater plans for you.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: No girl, you are not a cheesy comedian. Tonight's
open mic crowd was just vegans or laugh-tose intolerant!
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Valentine's
Day Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I didn't get you chocolates
today because you already have a sweet box.
Q.
What did the chef say to the hot chick on VD Day?
A. You know what's on tonight's menu? ME-N-U.
Valentine's
Day Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, let's make like fabric softener
and Snuggle. |
Hot
Sunday Come-On: Hi babe, is your name Sunday? 'Cause you
are looking blinding hot!
Sunday
Hookup Line: Hey babe, do you have a tan, or do you always
look that hot?
Sunday
Chat Up Line: Hey hottie, is your name Sunnon?
'Cause you really have a warm smile!
Sunday
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Sonntag? 'Cause
you are IT!
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Pirate
Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: I'm looking for treasure.
How about if I check out ye chest?
Worst
Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line Ever: Wanna go on a ate and
be my alentine? Don't worry, I'll give you the VD later.
Late
Night Valentine's Day Come-On Line: Dude, I look like trash
tonight, so why don't you take me out? |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Colby, your intellect turns me on 'cause
you are sharp as cheddar.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you fond of cheese come-ons?
'Cause I am fondue too, Brie.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey Colby, cheddar not miss out on this opportunity
to go out with a real big cheese lover.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, do you French on a first date? |
Police
Chat Up Line: Your family must have been in organized crime,
because I've already cracked you.
Criminal
Pick Up Line: I'm a thief, so I'm here to steal your heart.
Q.
What did the blonde say to the cop?
A. If I knew I was getting a full-body search, I would have
waxed.
Criminal
Come-On: Hey Police Woman, make me an offer I can't refuse.
Law
Enforcement Dating Point to Ponder: Is a policeman's favorite
tool his night stick?
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Science
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot that every time I
see you, I think I'll reach my melting point.
Scientist
Hookup Line: Hey girl, even the Kelvin scale can't describe
how hot you are.
Chemistry
Come-On: Hey baby, are you the acid on my litmus paper?
'Cause every time I meet you, I turn bright red.
Geologist
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you hydrochloric acid? 'Cause
you're making my limestone fizz. |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
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been wowed this far, so here's
more corny humor, cheesy
jokes,
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painful puns that'll pick up
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Jokes |
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Puns | Travel Jokes | Vampire
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