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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti Full!Gnomes with Pot Leaves: Do You Live in a Corn Field? 'Cause I'm Stalking YouHey Gnirl, are you from China? 'Cause I'm China get your number!

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line: "Be-Au-Ti Full" because "bery old tit" doesn't sound as sexy

Colorado Pick Up line: Gnome doubt this is a corny pun!

Gnme Buddy is just China get some laughs out of Cho.

Crappy Gnome Humor: My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I'll be gorganzola and you be cheddar, 'cause gnirl, you are looking sharp tonight!Did you return your books late? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you!

Sh*tty Pick Up Line: This come-on is a real stinker, gnome doubt!

This punny come-on is only mildly funny.

Smart Pick Up Line: Literate gnome puns still aren't too smart, but they are funny! Ouch!

Gym Pick-Up Line: If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?Hey Gnirl, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!Gnirl, did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

Fitting Pick Up Line for the gym, library,or wine tasting party...

Gnome humor seldom works in a courtoom, but lawyers get a charge out of them.

Hot Pick Up Line: Sunday is the fun day for those on the make.

Gnirl, did you fall from heaven? Your face is pretty messed up...Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, please brie my Valentine?Gnome Buddy, do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Biker gnomes don't take the high road when it comes to hooking up and cheesy come-ons.

Cheesy pick up line for VD Day: Love is in the air, or is that Brie?

Lady gnome pick up line about bacon. Need we say more?

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