Pirate
Pick Up Line: Are you a pirate? 'Cause my treasure map is
pointing right toward your booty!
Pirate
Come-On: Aye, have ye ever met a man with a real yardaRRRm?
Pirate
Hookup Line: My lady, you can unfurl my sail any time!
Pirate
Chat Up Line: Aye wench, how'd ye like to readjust me rigging?
Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Matey! I'd beat your armada any day.
Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Lad Ahoy! Come dock in my port! |
Colorado
Cannabis Come On: Hey, what kind of grinder are you using?
'Cause you are extra fine!
Weed
Pick Up Line: Girl, are you double jointed? 'Cause you've
got two joints.
Hungry
Stoner Pic, Up Line: Hey, If you were a potato, you'd be
a sweet potato. If I was a potato, I'd be a baked potato.
Reefer
Madness Come On: Is getting high a joint effort?
Red
Hot Hooking Up Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first
date!
High
Country Come On: Hey hottie, come on up and suck my bong.
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Key
Locksmith Come-On: Hey girl, was your daddy a locksmith?
'Cause you've got a really keen figure.
Pick
Up a Locksmith Line: Hey there big fella, are you a locksmith?
'Cause you've got me all keyed up.
Locksmith
Pick Up Line: Babe, was your daddy a locksmith? 'Cause you
hold the key to my heart.
Locksmith
Come-On: Hey babe, wanna hookup tonight to tumble
and get funky?
Locksmith
Hookup Line: Babe, check out my key ring! Wanna see if I
have the one to your heart? |