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Funny
Pick-Up Lines and Horny Hookup Come-Ons
Chat
up a funny date with cheesy come-on jokes, hot hookup humor, and flirty
pick-up lines.
Cheesy Dating Jokes, Funny Flirts, Chat Up Lines
(Because Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
and Funny Dating Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
on Saturday Night!) |
Warning:
Pick Up Cheese with Caution! You never know how many moldy oldies
you might uncover!
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, did you just say "Cheese?"
'Cause I have a big smile on my face.
Curdled
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if I called you Swiss Miss,
that is not at all a cheesy come on.
Cheesy
Love Poem: Edam was is red, French cheese is bleu, do I
have parmesan to fondue you?
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a cheese pizza? 'Cause you
are one deep dish! |
Science
Lab Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are your pants made of a super-reflective
alloy? 'Cause I can clearly see myself in them.
Chemistry
101 Come-On: Hey girl, I just bought a molecular model kit.
Want to play with my stick and balls?
Scientist
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're just like a telophase 'cause
I admire your cleavage.
Lab
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm a chemist. Give me a squeeze
and see what kind of reaction you get.
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Pick Up Line for techies, geeks and users. Gnome doubt this
is an ass-inine come-on?
Tech
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, can I put my flash drive in your
USB port?
Tech
Hookup Line: Hey girl, is your name Microsoft? 'Cause I'd
let you crash at my place.
Pick
Up a Tech Guy Line: Hey big guy, did you know I'm wearing
a C-String?
Tech
Come-On: Hey baby, are you a motherboard? 'Cause I'd RAM
you all night. |
Bigfoot
Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, now I'm harder than permafrost!
Sasquatch
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I hear you like beards.
Sasquatch
Hookup Line: Hey Baby, you must be from my future because
you're turning me into Homo Erectus!
Did
you hear about the sasquatch who broke up with his lady
in the fog? Now he's known as Girl-less in the Mist. |
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I hope that's nacho hot
date over there.
Pick
Up Some Cheese Line: Hey fella, is your name Feta?
'Cause I crumbled for you.
Cheesy
Come On for Cheese Over 50: Hey girl, is your name Parmesan?
'Cause you're well-aged, just the way I like my cougars.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey miss, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think you
are hot! |
Sports
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I hope you can catch, 'cause there
are two balls coming straight at you.
Bowling
Pick Up Line: Hey there, when I look at you, my thoughts
are all XXX!
Alley
Chat Up Line: Bowling is the sport for guys who like to
strike out with the ladies.
Sports
Come-On: Hey girl, I always enjoy a game that goes into
overtime! |
Coffee
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, watch out for that coffee 'cause
it's really hot – but it's not as hot
as you.
Hot
Coffee Pick Up Line: Hey girl, that's a really nice mug
you got there.
Coffee
Hookup Line: Hey baby, you are just like this coffee. You're
gonna keep me up all night.
Caffeinated
Come-On: Hey girl, you're mocha me crazy! |
Tasty
Cannabis Chat Up: Hey, my friend and I are having a bake
sale. Wanna joint us?
Weed
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, you're into going green, so let's
just blow this joint!
Seriously
Stoned Pick Up Line: Can I marry you, Anna?
Colorado
Cannabis-ism: Weed my lips!
Easy
to Remember 420 Pick Up Line: Hey, let's meet at 4:20!
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Likely
to Fail Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, to me bouquet
is just a metaphor for orgy!
Gnome
Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you a geneticist? 'Cause I'd
like to see your G-Gnome.
Gnome
Pick Up Poetry in Motion: Roses are red, Lilies are white,
weed make a great couple, you know I'm sow
right.
Gnome
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Juliet? 'Cause my name
is Gnomio. |
Bacon
Lover Pick Up Line: Hey girl, with me it's the real thing,
so no Fake-O Bac-Os now or turkey bacon for breakfast.
Chef
Hookup Line: Hey babe, I'm craving bacon right now. Wanna
strip?
Bacon
Lovers' Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd let you bake my bacon
and cook my cookies any time! |
Deficient
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, my doctor said I need to increase
my Vitamin U.
RDA
Approved Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I know how to supplement
your daily regimen.
Sweet
Come On: Hey girl, are you a donut? 'Cause I think you are
a-dough-able.
Spicy
Come On: Hey babe is your name Tabasco? 'Cause you are really
hot!
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Zombie
Hookup Line: Hey girl, you know I love you for your mind!
Zombie
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you an academic? 'Cause I'd
like to pick your brain.
Did
you hear about the new zombie dating service? It's called:
Dying to Meet You!
Deadly
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you know rigor mortis guarantees
staying power. |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
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lasted this long, so here's
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Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Superhero
Puns | Travel Jokes | Vampire
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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