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Pick Up tips from our horny memes, romance humor, and cheesy come-on jokes!

Pick Up Lines, Dating Jokes, Come-Ons
(Because DIY is Easy and Blind Dates & Tinder Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Pick-up at your own risk. You never know what ya might come-on down with.
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Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I'm glad the cheese stands alone 'cause it's easier to find you, Gnirl!Hey Gnirl, are you copper? 'Cause I CU in my dreams!Hey Gnirl, you're as hot as the bottom of my laptop!

Sometimes the mousy guy gets the date.

Dr. Gnome pick up line: Gnomes gnow about entrapment and when gnot to incriminate themselves.

Pick Up Line for techies, geeks and users. Gnome doubt this is an ass-inine joke?

Gnirl, you have the right to bear me in your arms!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, is your name Colby? 'Cause I just want to eat you up!Hey Gnirl, do you play pool? 'Cause I've got the balls and you've got the rack!

Either NRA or PETA will shut down this one soon enough.

It's gnormal to know cheddar is bedder.

Pick Up Line that might work at bars: Wait, "elfin" and "elkin" are two diffent things, right? You got 8 points if you got the right antler to this one.

Hey Gnirl, let's get some coffee 'cause I'm liking you a latte!Garden Gnomes in Pot Leaves: Lettuce a GnomeYou're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life!

Jittery Pick Up Line for decaffeinated biders who are looking for a rush?

A high minded vegetarian come-on.

Literate Pick Up Line: At least it's not a wordy punch line.

Food Pick-Up Joke: Hey Gnirl, you must be a bacon burger 'cause you're bacon me crazy!You are obviously suffering a lack of Vitamin Me!You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity!

Tasty pick up line: Gnome wonder some celebrity chefs are insanely funny?

Dr. Gnome serves up some tasty pick up lines, or is this the latest fad diet?

Zombie Pick Up line is so sick on so many levels, that zombies must have already gotten to the brain?

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