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Pun Pick-Up Lines, Date Jokes, Hookup LOLs
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Burger
Cook Pick Up Line: Hey girl, not to brag, but I know how
to put the special in your sauce.
Backyard
BBQ Chef Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna make a burger? I'll
bring the meat, and you bring the buns!
Fast
Food Chat Up Line: Hey Bae, you need some fries to go along
with that shake!
Nooner
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, are you from McDonald's? 'Cause
you're going straight to my thighs. |
Caffeinated
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do I need to switch to de-caf, or
are you the reason I'm getting heart palpitaions?
Jittery
Coffee House Come-On: Bean Mine!
Coffee
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I've been thinking about you a latte.
Coffee
House Chat Up Line: Hello! How do you brew.
Coffee
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, there's something brewing
right over here.
Coffee
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I lust love the way you
espres-so self.
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Zombie
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you know I love you for your mind!
Zombie
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you tired? 'Cause you've been
dragging your feet through my mind all day...
Pick
Up a Zombie Line: What's a nice corpse like you doing in
a place like this?
Zombie
Come-On: Hey girl, it's the apoca-lips, so just go ahead
and kiss me.
Zombie
Pick Up Line: Hey smartie pants, I just want to pick your
brain. |
Police
Pick Up Line: Don't you know that it's illegal to look that
fine?
Pick
Up a Police Line: Officer, that uniform is very becoming
on you. But if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.
Police
Chat Up Line: I'm surprised your ID doesn't say you're from
Tennessee, 'cause you're the only 10 I see.
Blaring
Cop Com-On: Hey girl, I always turn on my siren when I see
a siren. |
Stoner
pick-up lines in Colorado. Please feel free to forget
you ever saw this one.
Weedy
Bright Hookup Line: Hey, would you consider a 3-way light
bulb? You, me, and Maryjane.
Pothead
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, you are my dope tonight.
Weed
Turn Down Line: Babe, I can't marry you because I am in
love with my mistress, Maryjane.
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King
Kong Come-On: Bae, I'm falling for you!
Monday
Laugh of the Day: Monday must be a guy because it comes
too quickly!
Monday
Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you a hipster? 'Cause it's
not mainstream to meet the love of your life on a Monday.
Weedend
Come-On: Hello Friday! Where have you been all week?
Friday
the 13th Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's get outta here –
and quick! |
Visualize
This Pick Up Line: Gnome wonder there are not may dark rooms
these days? Ew!
Gnome
Hookup Line: Hey baby, what would it take to get invited
into your inner Iris?
Gnome
Pick Up Line: Oh hi girl! Snap. I just wanted to show this
rose how beautiful you are.
Troll
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I've been wanting to get to gnome
you. |
Star
Trek Pick Up Line: Even though I'm a red shirt, I'm dying
to meet you.
Star
Trek Hookup Line: Hey girl, were you shot by a phaser? 'Cause
you are really stunning!
Star
Trek Come-On: Hey there, I'd like to shed your cloaking
device.
Star
Trek Pick Up Line: Hey girl, what's your present phaser
setting? 'Cause I was stunned the moment I saw you!
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Science
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you look sweeter than pi!
Scientist
Pick Up Line: Hey partner, in my bed, it's perpetual motion
all night long!
Mineralologist
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Halite? 'Cause you
have perfect cleavage.
Chemistry
Come-On: Hey babe, are you auxin? 'Cause you're causing
me to have rapid stem elongation. |
Magical
Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Hey, let's flip a coin. Heads,
I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.
Valentine's
Day Pick Up Line: Hey there, my feet are cold 'cause you
just knocked my socks off.
Valentine's
Day Hookup Line: Whoa! Have you been eating magnets? 'Cause
I'm so attracted to you.
Valentine's
Day Come-On: Hey girl, they can't fit how I feel for you
on a VD Day conversation heart. |
Romantic
Pick Up line: Most gnome poetry is too complicated and deep
for mere humans to appreciate! Does that make them hipster?
Pirate
Valentine's Day Hookup Line: I'm looking for treasure. How
about if I check out ye chest?
Valentine's
Day Chat Up Line: Hey Girl, do you like cats? 'Cause you're
really purr-dy!
Bright
Blonde Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Wow, did your family
invent the airplane? 'Cause you look Wright to me.
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Vampire
Pick Up Line: Hey, care for a Bloody Mary? She's over there,
and I think there's some left...
Vampire
Come-On: Hey bae, I fell in blood the moment I
saw you.
Vampire
Pick Up Line: Hey Girl, is that blood lust I'm sensing,
or just lust?
Vampire
Hookup Line: Hey girl, dead or alive, you are bloody well
coming with me!
Vampire
Come-On: Hey there, are those fangs, or are you just happy
to see me? |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
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