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I'll be Burger King and you're McDonald's. I'll have it my way & you'll be lovin' it!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, not to brag, but I'm grate in bread!Are you my appendix? 'Cause this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out!

Pick up lines that will make you want to skp lunch, or become a vegetarian..

Gnome buddy is a big fan of cheese, and he's got a big head, too.

Zombie Pick Up Line: Now you know what will happen in your garden during the zombie apocalypse.

Hey Gnirl, do you need a Band-aid? 'Cause falling from heaven must hurt!Pot Smoking Gnome Pick-Up Line: On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?Hey Gnirl, it's only Micro when it's Soft!

Buddy tries to keep the girl away from musicians, though.

Stoner pick up lines in Colorado. Please feel free to forget you ever saw this one.

Pick Up Line for nerds who can relate to the backend prgramming behind this funny come-on.

Hey Gnirl, I'm no photographer, but I'm picturing us together!Did you sit in a pile of sugar? 'Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!Hey Gnirl, I was born on Pi Day. That's why my love is infinite and non-repeating!

Visualize the pick up line: Gnome wonder there are not may dark rooms these days? Ew!

Oay, it's a chef at a strip club - and you didn't think this was funny.

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Lines that might only work one day out of 365. Gnome doubt, being a comedian meme is better ala mode.

You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life!You must be part of my sonnet 'cause I see us ending as a couplet!Do you like sailing? 'Cause I'd ship you and me together!

At least it's not a wordy punch line... What does that mean?

Romantic Pick Up line: Most gnome poetry is too complicated and deep for mere humans to appreciate?!

Pick Up Lines for UPS and FedEx Drivers: Hey mail carriers don't need puck up lines because they always deliver!

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