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Pick Up tips from our horny memes, romance humor, and cheesy come-on jokes!

Pick Up Lines, Dating Jokes, Come-Ons
(Because DIY is Easy and Blind Dates & Tinder Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Pick-up at your own risk. You never know what ya might come-on down with.
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Gnirl, are you a bag of trash? 'Cause I want to take you out tonight!Hey Gnirl, does your left eye hurt? 'Cause you're lookin' alright!Hey Gnirl, are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see!

Redneck Pick Up lines usually are stinking funny and gnot just punny garbage.

Wink, wink, you'll see that this pun is a gnoody.

Southern Pick Up Line Biker gnome dude is obviously an accountant or mathemetician because this pun really smarts.

I can't control myself around you, Brie. You turn me into a cheesy muenster!Hey Gnirl, your bosons give me a HADRON!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I hope that's nacho man over there!

Really scary pick up lines: Hulking funny come-on seems gnormal, but that's because everyone else on the plate is crackers.

Dr. Gnome pick up lines are particularly fascinating to scientists at CERN.

Well, Cheese Whiz? That come-on gouda gone better!

Lost my library card, but I'm still checking you out!Gnirl, you're so hot the sun is jealous!I'll tie your shoes so you don't fall for gnome body else!

Catalog this cheesy pick up pun under "Gnonsense."

Bright spot pick up line: Gnome illuminates the hot gnomette's day with a funnny pick upline.

Guy is arefully practicing etting down on one knee. Surely he'll use a square gnot so that her shoes come off easily later on the date.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack!Stop undressing me with your eyes. Use your teeth instead!Hey Gnirl, do you love water? That means you love 60% of me already!

Literally, the cheesiest come-on ever - by a gnome, gno less!

Sometimes pick up lines go bad, but sometimes they just really bite. 4 out of 5 dentists like this pick up line!

Drowning in cheesy pick up lines.

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