What do you call a grumpy, short-tempered gardener?
A. A Snap Dragon.
Rap of the Day: Sedges, like hedges have edges. Grasses,
like asses, have holes...
Which type of garden flower sounds like it was recently
on the losing end of a fight?
A. The Black-Eyed Susan.
What did the garden landscape guy say when he got paid in
A. Thank you very mulch!
Factoid: After winter, all the trees are both relieved
What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison
A. A rash of good luck.
What is a tree's least favorite month of the year?
Why did the guy stop using his machete to clear his way
through his jungle garden?
A. Because he couldn't hack it.
Why did the gardener need a cork?
A. His garden sprung a leek!
Laugh of the Day: The neighbor kid asked to borrow my lawn
mower, so I said: "Sure, but you can't take it out
of my yard."
Did you hear the gardener's joke about the old oak tree?
A. It's acorny one!
Why did the guy start a gardening service in October?
A. 'Cause he wanted to rake in some cash.