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Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Gardening jokes, green humor, and weedy funny puns ahead.
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Q. Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes? A. Because they were too corny!Q. How do crazy people go through the woods? A. They take the psycho path.Q. What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A. A Fence!

Q. What do you call a grumpy, short-tempered gardener?
A. A Snap Dragon.

Q. Which type of garden flower sounds like it was recently on the losing end of a fight?
A. The Black-Eyed Susan.

Q. What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A. A rash of good luck.

Q. What is a tree's least favorite month of the year?
A. Sep-timber!

Q. Why did the gardener need a cork?
A.  His garden sprung a leek!

Q. Did you hear the gardener's joke about the old oak tree?
A. It's acorny one!

What do you call young married spiders? Newly WebsQ. Why did the tomato turn red? A. Because it saw the the salad dressing.Garden Gnomenclature: Gnomes & Gnomettes

Q. Why did the gardener have to wear sunglasses?
A. Because she grew sunflowers!

Q. Why do spiders make good baseball players?
A. Because they know how to catch flies.

Q. Why did the tomato and the corn fall in love?
A. Mr. Mato whispered sweet nothings into her ear.

Q. Why was the pole bean arrested?
A. It was caught stalking the tomato.

Q. Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?
A. He had a really long Honeydew list.

Q. Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike?
A. Because it lost its pedals.

Q. What do you call a cow eating grass? A. Lawn Moo-erQ. What kind of tree do fingers grow on? A. A Palm TreeWhat do you call a mushroom who buys a round of drinks? A Fun-Gi

Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells, and don't work half the time.

Q. What do you call a garden veggie in the basement?
A. Cellar-y.

The winter was difficult on the trees, but in the spring they were re-leafed.

Q. How can you tell if a tree is a Dogwood?
A. By its bark!

Q. Why do toadstools live so close together?
A. Because they don't need mushroom.

Q. What did the agitated garden soil say during the rain storm?
A. If this keeps up, I'll be mud!

Gnome Sweat! We're here to move that planter.What is the difference between spinach & boogers? Kids won't eat spinach.Gnoming Green: Gnome & Hulk Before and After

Q. What did the big garden flower say to the small flower?
A. What's up, bud?

Q. Why was the little pine tree in trouble?
A. It was being knotty.

Q. What does the Green Giant wear when he goes to a corporate board meeting?
A. A three peas suit.

Q. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?
A. May the Forrest Be With You.

I caught these potatoes smoking weed. One could say that they're baked potatoes.

Q. What did the petunia say to the weed growing beside it?
A. Move over, Bud!

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