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Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs BunnyWildlife Pun: Male deer have buck teeth!Q. Why are rivers always rich? A. Because they have two banks.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Q. How come the horse would not go faster than a walk?
A. He Cant-a-loupe.

A lot of trees were dying, but first they needed to figure out the root of the problem.

Hulk with Pot Leaves: Old Growers Never Die, They Just Go to SeedQ. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A. Because They Cantaloupe!Q. What is a honeymoon salad? A. Lettuce alone with no dressing.

The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.

Q. Why did the corn get sent to jail?
A. He was caught stalking one sweet tomato.

Q. Where do apples love to vacation?
A. Fuji.

Q. What is a mouse's favorite game? A. Hide and SqueakOh, give me a gnome where the buffalo roam.Animal Pun: Did you hear about the snake that gave birth to a bouncing baby boa?

Q. What's the gardeners favorite court sport?
A. Squash.

It's evergreen and related to the pine but has no cones – Perhaps yew can tell me just what conifer tree it is?

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. Where's pop?

Punny Riddle: Q. What happens to illegally parked frogs? A. They get toad away.I used to be a road digger, but I got retrenched.Gnome Meme: Old Botanists Never Die, They Just Go to Pot

Q. What is a frog's favorite flower?
A. Croak-us!

Q. Why did the blonde gardener plant light bulbs?
A. She wanted to grow a power plant!

Q. What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard?
A. A Joint Family.

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