Q.
What do you get if you drop your Halloween pumpkin?
A. Squash.
Q.
What is a skeleton's favorite garden plant?
A. A bone-zai tree.
Q.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant?
A. A spine tree.
Q.
What is a skeleton's favorite fruit?
A. Spine-apple. |
Q.
What happens when a stoner Dalek eats too many bean burritos?
A. Emergency Temporal Shit!
Q.
What should you do if you come across a green alien in your
garden?
A. Wait until it's ripe.
"Weed
It and Reap" is funny, but if you accidentally
pull out your wife's flowers it's: "Weed It and
Weep," and that's not funny at all.
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Q.
What are Halloween gourds afraid of?
A. Things that go pumpkin the night.
Q.
What do you call an athletic Halloween pumpkin?
A. Jock-o-lantern!
Q.
What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
A. Squash.
Garden
Groan: On Halloween, you can sit on my pumpkin, but you
butternut squash it! |