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Q. How do crazy people go through the woods? A. They take the psycho path.Regular visitors to the dentist ARE familiar with the drill!A. What is a chimney sweep's most common ailment? The Flue.

Yet another reason the forest is really scary at night.

My shrink sent me for an MRI 'cause he thinks I have a magnetic personality.

Q.What is another name for a dentist's office?
A. A filling station

Soot-n't he have gotten the shot?

When I tried that new cough syrup, I didn't know quite what to expectorate.

Q. What do you give a person with water on the brain? A. A Tap on the HeadIf you get a gift basket from a psychiatrist, it'll probably be shrink wrapped.Hey Gnirl, do you need a Band-aid? 'Cause falling from heaven must hurt!

Q. What is a sleeping brain's favorite band?
A. REM

Q. Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
A. Because the P is silent.

First aid getting to first base.

Medical Pick-Up Line: Am I attracted to you, or is it just volatile blood sugars?

Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.Sheep Joke: When I finally figured out the secret to cloning, I was beside myself.Doctors say there are millions of overweight people. Of course, those are only round figures.

Q. Did you hear about the circumcision doctor?
A. He slipped and got the sack.

If the clone has no hair, does that make it a wool-free sheep's cloning?

Q. What is the difference between God and a med student?
A. God doesn't think he's a doctor.

Crappy Gnome Humor: My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!Did you hear about the optician? Two glasses, and he made a spectacle of himself.I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patience.

This come-on is a real stinker, gnome doubt.

Medical Pick-Up Line: Let's exchange genetic infomation!

Q. What do you call an eye doctor in Alaska?
A. An optical Aleutian.

(Did we get the pun punch line wrong on the meme?) Ahh, we lost patients on this one.

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