Did
you hear about the baby born in the new high-tech delivery
room? It was cordless!
Q.
How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to change the bulb, and one to remove the socket.
Q.
What is an outpatient?
A. A person under anesthesia.
Intensely
Sick Medical Pick-Up Line:
Hey baby, ICU in my dreams!
Q.
What can a sore mummy do?
A. Go to see his Cairo-practor.
Sickening
Joke of the Day: If you have unprotected sex with a banker,
watch out! You might end up getting financial AIDS. |
Q.
What happened when two obstetricians opened a new practice
together?
A. They joined the labor market.
Q.
Which hospital unit has the most up -to-date equipment?
A. The modernity ward!
Medical
Quote of the Day: Upon examination of the genetalia, Zobo
the clown, has indeed been circus-cized.
Poor
guy was in the hospital with 60% burns. Doc says, "Give
him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "Do you think that
will help?" Doc replies, "No, but it will keep
the sheets off his legs!"
Today's
Medical Malpractice Groan: Someone told a joke about transgender
surgery. Took balls to tell it.
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Q.
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but he has to ask a nurse which end to screw
in.
Q.
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends on whether or not the bulb has health insurance.
Q.
What's a proctologist's fave money quip?
A. Bet your bottom dollar.
Q.
Why was the doctor always so calm?
A. Because he had a lot of patients.
Q.
How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. None. They just give the bulb some exercises to do believing
it will be better the next time they see it. |