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Q. How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Squirrels only change bulbs that are nut broken!
Q. What do you get if you cross an optometrist convention and a donkey auction? A. Two eye-gl-asses for the price of one!


Animal Jokes, Wildlife Humor, Furry Funny Puns
Relate with funny animal aunt-ics, wildly catty humor, and naturally humorous wildlife jokes.

Funny Animal Puns, Wild Jokes, Untame Humor
(Because Wildly Funny Animal Jokes and Rare Wildlife Puns Could Never Be Too Mainstream for Zoologists)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Manely funny jokes, zany zooish humor, and owl-ful puns ahead.
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| Sasquatch | Bigfoot | Pet Puns | Farm Animal Jokes | Chicken | Cow | Horse | Pig Puns |

Caturday Trivia: Which side of a tiger has the most stripes? A. The Outside!Q. What is a vampire's favorite animal? A. The Giraffe!Wild Animal Pun: Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot!

Q. What is the biggest difference between a lion and a tiger?
A. A tiger is missing the mane part.

Q. Why was the lion tamer fined?
A. For parking on the yellow lion.

Q. What is green and hangs from trees in Africa?
A. Giraffe snot.

Q. What do you call a zoo that only features giraffes?
A. Giraffic Park.

Q. What do you call a baby owl swimming?
A. A Moist-owlette.

Q. Which type of math are wise old birds best at?
A. Owlgebra.

Q. Why don't oysters donate to charity? A. Because they're shellfish.Q. Why don't penguins fly? A. They're not tall enough to be pilots.Q. Why did the pig quit sun bathing? A. He was bacon in the heat!

Q. How do shellfish get to the hospital?
A. In a clam-bulance!

Q. What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?
A. Pearls of Wisdom.

Q. What do penguins eat for lunch?
A. Ice Bergers.

Q. Who is a penguin's favorite relative?
A. Aunt-Arctica!

Q. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
A. Jurassic Pork!

Q. Which kind of social gatherings do pigs like the most?
A. Sow-prise parties!

Q. What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant? A. A Dumbo JetAnimal Pun: Q. How can a leopard change his spots? A. By Moving Animal Pun: Did you hear about the snake that gave birth to a bouncing baby boa?

Q. Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A. They couldn't keep their trunks up.

Q. Why did the elephants start a stampede?
A. They wanted to be herd!

Q. Why is it so hard for leopards to escape from the zoo?
A. Because they're always spotted.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A. A Peeping Tom.

Q. What is it called when a rattlesnake can't produce venom?
A. E-reptile dysfunction!

Q. What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A. A Civil Serpent!

Q. How does a sea captain use amphibians? A. As frog horns.Gnome Words Can Express How I'm Feeling for (Gnu)Bat Humor: Speaking ill of the dead is a grave mistake

Q. What is a toad's favorite flower?
A. The Croak-Us!

Q. Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A. They always make the jump shots.

But, you GNU that already?

Q. How did the gnu almost die?
A. Cardi-yak arrest.

Q. What kind of animal cuts down trees?
A lumber yak.

Did you hear about two bats meeting? It was love at first bite.

Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A. Because he had bat breath.

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| Monkey Jokes | Deer | Funny Fish | Insect Puns | Sports Animal Jokes | Xmas Animal Jokes |
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