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Painful Animal Puns: Q. What is an elephant's favorite sport? A. SquashA male snake charmer married a lady undertaker. Their bath towels read: "Hiss" and "Hearse"Wild Animal Pun: Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot!

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. That's cute, but can you breath through it?

Did you hear about the snake love letter? It was sealed with a hiss.

Q. What do you call a baby owl swimming? A. A Moist-owlette

Q. Why don't oysters donate to charity? A. Because they're shellfish.Q. Why don't penguins fly? A. They're not tall enough to be pilots.Q. Why did the pig quit sun bathing? A. He was bacon in the heat!

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Q. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
A. Jurassic Pork!

Q. What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant? A. A Dumbo JetAnimal Pun: Q. How can a leopard change his spots? A. By Moving Animal Pun: Did you hear about the snake that gave birth to a bouncing baby boa?

Q. Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A. They couldn't keep their trunks up.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A. A Peeping Tom

Q. What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A. A Civil Serpent!

Q. How does a sea captain use amphibians? A. As frog horns.Gnome Words Can Express How I'm Feeling for (Gnu)Bat Humor: Speaking ill of the dead is a grave mistake

Q. What is a toad's favorite flower?
A. The Croak-Us!

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Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A. Because he had bat breath

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