| Q.
What is the biggest difference between a lion and a tiger?
A. A tiger is missing the mane part.
Q.
Why was the lion tamer fined?
A. For parking on the yellow lion.
Wildcat
Hookup Line: Hey baby,
wanna play lion? You can be the meat!
Wildcat
Hookup Line: Hey girl,
you wanna play lion tamer? Okay, you get on all fours and
I'll put my head in your mouth. |
Q.
What is green and hangs from trees in Africa?
A. Giraffe snot.
Q.
What do you call a zoo that only features giraffes?
A. Giraffic Park.
Giraffe
Pick-Up Line: Hello down
there. Girl, we'd be the same height if we were lying down.
Giraffe
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
if I bend my knees, I'll still be up to your standards.
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Q.
What do you call a baby owl swimming?
A. A Moist-owlette.
Q.
Which type of math are wise old birds best at?
A. Owlgebra.
Q.
What do you call hooter hunters that only hunt at night?
A. Bedtime preyers.
Hooting
Hookup Line: Hey baby,
I've been thinking about you – owl night long...
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