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Q. What do you call rude Canada geese? A. In Colorado, you know better than to call a goose!
Q. Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper!
Q. What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire? A. Count Quackula!

 


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(Because Critter Comedy is Too Mainstream for Those Who Stand Up for the Wilderness!)
Warning: Explore at your own risk! Wild humor, bearly funny jokes, and batty animal puns ahead.
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Q. What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a general? A. A Military Coo!Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A. PachydermatologistQ. What do you get if you cross a bat with a lonely hearts club? A. A lot of blind dates.

Q. Why couldn't anybody see the bird?
A. Because it was in da skies.

Q. Why do crows tell really dumb jokes?
A. Just be-caws!

Q. Why did the dove miss her neighbors' wedding?
A. She felt a bit under the feather.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and whale?
A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A. Eleph-I-no (hell if I know)

Q. What do you get if you cross a vampire bat and computer?
A. Love at first byte.

Did you hear about two bats meeting? It was love at first bite.

Q. What is the best way to hold a bat?
A. By its handle.

Q. How do you keep an elephant from charging? A. Take away his credit card.Q. Why did the blonde throw butter out the window? A. She wanted to see butterfly.Bear Walks Into a Bar: "I'll have a beer ... and some peanuts." Bartender asks: "Why the big paws?"

This elephant pun is completely irrelephant!

Q. How do you get an elephant out of water?
A. Wet.

Q. Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was the moth ball.

Q. Which insect lives on basically nothing?
A. A moth, because it eats holes.

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.

Q. Which bruin barber shop quartet singer sings the low notes?
A. The bear-itone.

Animal Riddle: Q. What do you call a baby monkey? A. Chimp off the old block!Stinking Funny Pun: Q. What did the judge say when skunks walked into court? A. Good morning, lawyers.Animal Pun: The leopard was very good at guessing. He was always spot on!

Q. Where should a monkey go if he loses his tail?
A. To a Retailer!

Q. What is the first thing monkeys learn in school?
A. The Ape B Cs.

Q. Which gorilla gal made it into the Playboy calendar?
A. Miss Ape-ril.

Q. What do you get when you cross a robot with a skunk?
A. R-2 P-U.

Q. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a hummingbird?
A. A smellicopter!

Q. How much money does a skunk have?
A. One scent!

Q. What do you call a lion wearing a very dapper hat?
A. A dandy lion!

Q. What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A. A sour puss.

Q. Why is it so hard for leopards to escape from the zoo?
A. Because they're always spotted.

Funny Toad Pun: I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried it for a spell.Wildlife Pun: Male deer have buck teeth!How Do You Get a Mouse to Smile? Say: "Cheese"

Q. What do you call a toad spy?
A. A croak and dagger agent.

Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit, ribbit and the other says rub-it, rub-it.

Q. What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A. Beer nuts are $2.99, but deer nuts are always under a buck.

Q. Wanna hear some funny deer jokes?
A. No thanks, I'm not a fawn.

Q. What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
A. Mouse Code.

Q. What kind of cheese do rodents prefer?
A. Mouserella!

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