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Q. What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a general? A. A Military Coo!Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A. PachydermatologistQ. What do you get if you cross a bat with a lonely hearts club? A. A lot of blind dates.

Q. Why couldn't anybody see the bird?
A. Because it was in da skies.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A. Eleph-I-no (hell if I know)

Did you hear about two bats meeting? It was love at first bite.

Q. How do you keep an elephant from charging? A. Take away his credit card.Q. Why did the blonde throw butter out the window? A. She wanted to see butterfly.Bear Walks Into a Bar: "I'll have a beer ... and some peanuts." Bartender asks: "Why the big paws?"

This elephant pun is completely irrelephant!

Q. Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was the moth ball.

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.

Animal Riddle: Q. What do you call a baby monkey? A. Chimp off the old block!Stinking Funny Pun: Q. What did the judge say when skunks walked into court? A. Good morning, lawyers.Animal Pun: The leopard was very good at guessing. He was always spot on!

Q. Where should a monkey go if he loses his tail?
A. To a Retailer!

Q. What do you get when you cross a robot with a skunk?
A. R-2 P-U

Q. What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A. A sour puss

Funny Toad Pun: I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried it for a spell.Wildlife Pun: Male deer have buck teeth!How Do You Get a Mouse to Smile? Say: "Cheese"

Q. What do you call a toad spy?
A. A croak and dagger agent

Q. What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A. Beer nuts are $2.99, but deer nuts are always under a buck.

Q. What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
A. Mouse Code

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