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Painful Animal Puns: Q. What is an elephant's favorite sport? A. SquashA male snake charmer married a lady undertaker. Their bath towels read: "Hiss" and "Hearse"Q. Which bird species holds things together best? A. Velcrows.

Q. What do call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
A. Annette.

Q. What did the snake give to his wife?
A. A goodnight hiss!

Q. What do you call a duck that steals?
A. A Robber Ducky

Animal Pun: The rodent club finished drafting a constitution, but it has yet to be ratified.Penguin Meme: I used to be a nun, but I was expelled due to dirty habits.Q. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.

Q. What is small, has a long tail, and works with the police?
A. A gerbil shepherd

Q. What do penguins like for lunch?
A. Brrrr-itos!

Q. How do frogs die?
A. They kermit suicide!

Funny Sign at a Toy Store: Please don't feed the animals! They're already stuffed...Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. At the North Pole.Q. What do you get if you drop boiling water down a rabbit hole? A. Hot Cross Bunnies

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
A. A bird that will talk your ear off!

Q. What do you get if you cross a teddy bear and a pig?
A. A Teddy Boar!

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A. A hare dryer

Q. What is a mouse's favorite game? A. Hide and SqueakPainful Pun: Snakes do not drink coffee because they get viper-active.Q. What did the chimp say when his sis got pregnant? A. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!

Q. What did boyfriend mouse say to girlfriend mouse's family?
A. Mice to meet you

Q. How do you measure a snake?
A. In inches. They don't have any feet.

Q. Why don't monkey's play cards in the jungle?
A. Too many cheetahs there.

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