| Q.
How did the dog warn his master a big ape was approaching?
A. He barked, "grrrri-i-lla."
Q.
What do you get when an ape enters a minefield?
A. Bamboom.
Q.
Why did the gorilla fail his High School finals?
A. He had little ape-titude.
Q:
What is a monkey's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp! |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear with a harp?
A. A bear-faced lyre.
Q.
What do you call a wet bear?
A. A Drizzly Bear.
Q.
What did the Grizzly say when he was pushed out of his natural
habitat?
A. This is un-BEAR-able!
Q.
What do you call a freezing cold bear?
A. A brrrrrrr. |
Q.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A Walk.
Q.
Why did the Bee feel so cold?
A. Because it was right in the AC.
Six-Legged
Point to Ponder: Do insect puns really bug you?
Q.
What is an insect's favorite dance step?
A. The Jitterbug.
Q.
What is the most musical insect?
A. The Hum Bug. |
