Patient:
Doctor, everybody thinks I'm trash.
Shrink: Oh, don't talk rubbish!
Q.
What did the mommy contact lens say to the naughty child
contact lens?
A. I've had enough. Just go and sit in the cornea.
Q.
Where do optometrists send data off their electronic devices?
A. To the Eye Cloud. |
Q.
What is the queens favorite type of weather?
A. Reign.
Q.
What is a king's favorite kind of weather?
A. Hail!
Q.
What's the difference between a horse and gray weather?
A. One is reined up, and the other rains down.
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Did
you hear about two women digging in the garden? One dug
up a foot-long carrot and said, "This reminds me of
my husband." Second woman asks, "Your husband
is that long?" She answers, "No, that dirty!"
Q.
What do you call a nerdy carrot with right angles?
A. A square root. |