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I was overcharged for velcro. What a rip off!Proctologists reASSure patients their problem can be rectified. (Ouch!)Scrambling for an egg joke, but just can't seem to whip one up. Guess I'm fried?

Years ago , I was a velcro salesman, but I just could not stick with it.

Bummer, the guy who invented Velcro recently passed away. RIP...

Q. Which kind of birds always stick together?
A. Vel Crows!

Q. Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
A. Because the P is silent.

Ass-tounding Pun: Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yes, it runs in your jeans.

Q. Who tells the punniest chicken jokes?
A. A comedi-hen!

Q. What happens when you drop a hand-gren-egg?
A. It egg-splodes!

A pet store had a bird contest, with no perches necessary.Cheesy Joke: Somebody Threw Cheese at Me... Really Mature!Gnome Meme: Old Botanists Never Die, They Just Go to Pot

Q. Why did the parrot wear a rain coat?
A. She wanted to be polly unsaturated.

Q. What is a parrot's favorite game?
A. Hide 'N Speak!

Q. Which geometric figure represents a lost parrot?
A. A polygon!

Q. Why didn't the cheese want to be sliced?
A. It had grater plans.

Q. What does cheese like to drink?
A. Morbier.

Q. What are cheese puffs made of?
A. Wotsit matter.

Q. What do you call a potato that smokes weed?
A. A baked potato!

Q. What do you call a grumpy, short-tempered ganja gardener?
A. A Snap Dragon.

Stoner pick-up line: Weed be cute together.

Painful Pun: Jokes About German Sausage Are The Wurst!What do you call a country where everybody drives a red car? A red carnation.Q. What Did the Coach Say to His Losing Team of Snakes? A. You Can't Venom All!

Wurst Hulk Humor: Local media may relish this story?

Q. What is The Hulk's favorite part of this joke?
A. The Punch Line!

And, a land where everybody has to live in their cars is called Incarnation.

Q. What do you call a place where commuters balk at public transportation?
A. In-Car-Nation.

Q. What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?
A. A Pythong!

Q. What is it called when a rattlesnake can't produce venom?
A. E-reptile dysfunction!

Two Fish Are in a Tank. One Asks the Other: "How Do You Drive This Thing?"What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? IcebergI'm a true gnome nonsense meme

Q. What party game do fish like to play?
A. Salmon Says.

Q. Where do some fish work?
A. At their offish.

A man goes to his doctor with a piece of lettuce stuck in his ear. Doc shakes his head and says, "That's just the tip of the iceberg."

Q. What did Letuce say to Celery?
A. Quit stalking me!

Gnome doubt he is a meme. And, there is plenty of nonsense here, too.

Q. What is a gnome's favorite subject in school?
A. Gnome Room.

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