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I was overcharged for velcro. What a rip off!Proctologists reASSure patients their problem can be rectified. (Ouch!)Scrambling for an egg joke, but just can't seem to whip one up. Guess I'm fried?

Then, I was a velcro salesman, but I just could not stick with it.

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