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A baby seal walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What can I get you?" Seal replies: "Anything but a Canadian club."Toilet Meme: A good relief map shows where the restrooms are.A guy was always leaving himself voicemail messages, he was so self-sendered!

A grasshopper hops into a bar. Bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Q. What did Bruce Banner say to Spider Man?
A. "Don't bug me."

Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before. Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.Scrambling for an egg joke, but I can't seem to whip one up.

Q. What do you get from a forgetful cow?
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Q. Did you hear about the circumcision doctor?
A. He slipped and got the sack.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement truck?
A. A Brick Layer.

They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it because it was full of carbs.After Punching His Computer and Breaking His Hand, the Guy Required Tech Knuckle Support.Gnome Improvement

Q. How many auto mechanics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.

There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Gnome Improvent. I'd hate to see the before photo.

Gnome wonder you're laughingQ. Where do mice put their dead to rest? A. MouseoleumSick Humor: They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

Gnome wonder you're laughing, but gnow he gno.

Old cleaning people never die. They just kick the bucket.

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