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grasshopper hops into a bar. Bartender says, "You're
quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named
after you." Grasshopper says, "You've got a drink
named Steve?"
Two
guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked, or was he a
duck?
Q.
What is supposedly unknown, but actually well-documented
fact.
A. Open secret. |
Today's
Pun Fact to Groan About: Toilet Paper. What a rip off!
Punny
Point to Ponder in the Potty: Life is a lot like toilet
paper. You're either on a roll, or you're taking a load
of sh*t from some asshole...
Crappy
Groan of the Day: In life, as on the toilet, the job isn't
done until the paperwork is finished.
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Q.
What did Bruce Banner say to Spider Man?
A. "Don't bug me."
Q.
Why does Bruce Banner get so angry at David Banner?
A. Because multi-tasking pisses him off!
Q.
What can you do if nobody is showing any sympathy for a
miserable fellow?
A. Say, "Let's get this pity started!"
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