grasshopper hops into a bar. Bartender says, "You're
quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named
after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got
a drink named Steve?"
guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked, or was he a
paper: What a rip off!
is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll, or
you're taking a load of sh*t from some asshole...
life, as on the toilet, the job isn't done until the paperwork
What did Bruce Banner say to Spider Man?
A. "Don't bug me."
Why does Bruce Banner get so angry at David Banner?
A. Because multi-tasking pisses him off!