A
book walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Please,
no stories!"
A
giraffe walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Do you want
a long neck?" Giraffe says, "Do I have a choice?"
A nonrenewable energy source walks into a bar. Bartender
says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You've been getting
wasted all day!" |
Painful Pun of the Day: Once again, Autocorrect has become
my worst enema!
Q.
How did the computer get drunk?
A. It took too many screen shots!
Q.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A. A screensaver. |
Q.
How do lightning bolts flirt?
A. They electro-cute each other!
Q.
What does a thunder cloud give on Valentine's Day?
A. A box of shock-o-lights!
Q.
Where did the lightning bolt propose to his girlfriend?
A. On Cloud 9. |