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Whiteboards Are RemarkableWhen you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imaginationFour fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get out. We don't want your type in here."

Q. Why did you leave your last job?
A. Company relocated and didn't tell me where...

He had a photographic memory that never developed... Orange you glad he woke up? That dream blue his mind.

A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.

A Monkey Was Arrested for Throwing Rhesus Feces at the Patrons. He Was Charged with Turd Debris Assault.When the doctor asked an editor how he was doing, he said there was a problem with circulation.

Q. What do you call an angry monkey?
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Q. What do you get when you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?
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A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

Past, Present & Future Walked Into a Bar. It Was Tense!Computer programs for gambling need beta testing.Q. Why does lightning shock people? A. Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.

A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Please, no stories!"

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

Scientists just found the gene for shyness. They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

Gnome or nonsense or gnomer nonsense? U B da Pun Judge!Dijon Vu: The Same Mustard As Before. OUCH!Gnome Or Bad Puns!

At least we got an answer this time. What was the question again? Punny or not, here I come!

I relish the fact you've mustard the strength to ketchup on tasty puns.

The end. Gnome or puns, for now anyway...

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